Japanese Police Sketch Artists Take Shortcuts
Instead of drawing stuff out free-handed based on eyewitness accounts, Japanese police sketch artists are taking the lazy way out.
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Zombie Outbreak Warrants Public Notification
My pal Robb sent this along. A zombie outbreak prompted a citizen to hijack a street information sign to warn
Read MoreNigerian Cops Arrest Carjacking Goat
Those Nigerian cops sure know how to do detective work. While chasing a couple of carjackers, one of the suspects
Read MoreFaceless Bear Mauling Victim Feels Sorry for the Bear
Poor Allena Hansen. She is a typical animal loving moonbat, who, despite having her face ripped off by a bear,
Read MoreDeath Row Inmate Tells Guard, “Told You I was Hardcore.”
Andre Thomas killed his ex-wife and his two very small children and for added pleasure, he ripped their hearts out
Read MoreGot That Fire Down Below
I don’t know what’s funnier- a woman murdering her husband by setting his junk on fire or the fact that
Read MoreWomen, Take Care of Your Beaver
Some women in Australia were complaining about this ad for Kotex U. Frankly, I don’t see what the bloody hell
Read MoreReason 262 to HomeSchool: The Ass Principal Won’t Walk Bowlegged to School With Blue Lips
Maine East High School Ass. Principal Mike Pressler finished his school work Monday afternoon, locked his door to his office,
Read MoreSnowzilla Makes Anchorage Mayor Cranky
Billy Powers has been building gigantic snowmen in his front yard for the past few years. But the neighbors and
Read MoreFlame Broiled Meat: A New Scent for Men
Burger King has a new body spray out to make men smell like flame-broiled crispy beef- a scent that may
Read MoreBus Plunge!
Back in the day (which was a Saturday), there was a website dedicated to documenting the bizarre phenomena of buses
Read MoreNutty Chipmunks and Their Walnuts
Hope Wideup’s car was used by rodents as a storage shed for walnuts. When she opened the hood because there
Read MoreThe Keys to an Ambulance Ride
I used to think it was only annoying that our kid will grab our car keys and then run away
Read MoreUpcoming Episode of House: A Worm in the Brain
You’ve heard of earworms? Songs that get stuck in your head? Well this is a brain worm, and it comes
Read MoreThe Kurgan Versus Church of Scientology
FoxNews and the LATimes reported that a bald guy with tattoos charged the Co$ Celebrity Center in Hollywood armed with
Read MoreToby and Sheila: The Duck That Adopted the Beagle
Not long ago there was a viral video going around, set to the awesome music of Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want
Read MoreAnd Now, Here are Some Chickens Playing the Piano
Blogging is light because I’m in training classes for my upcoming CISM exam. So have a look at the archives,
Read MoreRussians Watch House on Tuesday Nights
I see a lot of hits on my logfiles for Russians google searching for photos of Dr. House, and they
Read MoreTampax-Tini’s and Butthole Beer Bongs
Hey kids, you’re doing it wrong. The Doctors Discuss: Vaginal Vodka & Anal Beer Bongs @ Yahoo! Video My theory
Read MoreCongrats to New Squirrel President
After a very long election season and one of the highest voter turnouts among the forests, parks, and neighborhoods around
Read MoreI Supplied the Streamers
At 0:47 of the video below is my contribution to this great new ad. Those streamers? Yep, mine. This is
Read MoreSick Islamic Wedding
Even the vicious warlord Muhammad waited until his child bride Aisha was six before he married her. In Pakistan, the
Read MoreMaryland Revises Its Sex Offender Banners
After being ridiculed in the national media for issuing Jack-o-Lantern banners with “No Candy” written across it to thousands of
Read MoreWould You Give Up the Nipples?
It has been your lifelong dream to look like a Barbie Doll. You spend a million bucks to alter your
Read MoreWhere the Cheese on Cheetos Comes From
You have to mine for it. Right under there. Manuel Uribe just got hitched. I wonder if he had a
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