Cuddle Fail: California Chick Kicked in Face by Giraffe
A California woman visiting a zoo in Wisconsin pulled down a portion of a fence and tried to hug a
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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Lets Go On a Safari!
This would totally happen to me on an African Safari. Getting the minivan boinked by an elephant is on the
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Hold My Beer and Watch This: 90 LB Tuna Gaffed off Dock
This is how easy fishing is in the Keys sometimes. Some local yokels free-gaffed a 90 LB Yellowfin Tuna as
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This is For the SeaWorld H8rs
For all the blackfish activists that love to say that whales should be released back into the wild. Sure! They
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BONK! Giraffes and Overpasses Don’t Mix
I knew I could rely on the Taiwanese Animators to give me a great animated version of this story.
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Nightmare Fuel: Eating This Clown’s Cereal
Creep Factor 20.
Read MoreAmerican Indian Chokes to Death on Hotdog
I don’t know if Walter Eagle Tail is an aboriginal American, and not that it really matters, except for the
Read MoreOh Florida! Kook Claims to Work for CIA; Busted for Entering Store Wearing a Paper Bag
Meet Clayton Schwey. There are several stories about him in the local papers in the Vero Beach area. This homeless
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O&A and the Speeding PSA
Opie and Anthony break down the latest stupid anti-speeding PSA. The video includes a whole class of pancaked children and
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Oh Florida! Foot Fetish Cam Whore Busted for Child Porn
Bianca Byndloss, a noted cam whore who specializes in foot fetish acts, was arrested after filming teenage girls engaging in
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Chinese Common Core’s Anti-Drowning Class
I saw this photo and thought it was some sort of racist joke. The Chinese teach their kids not to
Read MoreAll Aboard! Baby Rides the Bridal Train
A woman in Tennessee is taking on all haters who criticized her for tying her newborn baby to her bridal
Read MoreOh Florida! First Recorded Case of Squirrel Ass Reported
A Florida man got shot in the ass while he was wearing a squirrel for underwear or something. But now
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Macaulay Culkin’s Horrible New Band
Macaulay Culkin has a new band where he covers the Velvet Underground but changes the words with pizza. And it’s
Read MoreStupid Oregon Teen Wrecks in Tunnel
He was playing the “hold your breath game” trying to get through the tunnel, but he passed out and had
Read MoreManuel Aribe Croaked; Leaves Behind Fortune in Cheetos Powder
The world’s fattest and worthless human has finally died, but he left behind a virtual fortune in Cheetos Powder that
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Another Albino Harvested by Witch Doctors for Potions
They are still murdering albinos in Tanzania to use their body parts for potions and spells. From the Indepentent here:
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McDonald’s New Mascot is the Jar Jar Binks of Fast Food
The new McDonalds mascot is a giant toothy Happy Meal box with wire arms and suspicious eyes. He wants to
Read MoreOh Florida! Hooker Hides Pot in Her Snizz
Some rich Florida lawyer tried to shortchange his hooker and she called the cops to complain. The cops ended up
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The Norkies Finally Get Nintendo!
Things move slowly in North Korea where embargoes and the distinct lack of electricity prevent the glorious workers from enjoying
Read MoreOh Florida! Zombie Killing Weapons Stashed in Coffin
A cop found a cache of bizarre weapons, most likely used for a zombie apocalypse, stashed in a coffin at
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Crappy Way to Die: Conked by Commode
And here I thought the soccer fans in the UK were assholes!
Read MoreDude Dies in Fortune Cookie Machine
So, not so fortunate for this guy. Cops in Houston are still investigating why they had to scrape a mangled
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Baltimore Finally Collapsing Into Hell
All of the rains on the east coast conspired to send portions of Baltimore collapsing into hell. It’s a good
Read MoreRich White Liberal Politicians in San Jose Want to Put Homeless in Sheds
Ah the altruistic heart of liberals! In San Jose, where only four homeless people managed to die during the “cold”
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