When Fine Art Meets Gilligan
Isabel Samaras from San Francisco mixes pop art into classic art. You can check out her work on her website
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My wife made the very keen observation to me the other day while watching Cops on TV that everyone who
Read MoreNew Drink of Choice
If there was a single liquid on this planet which would serve as a repellent to Muslims, it is probably
Read MoreWhy Do Cherubs Have to Pee So Badly?
Yesterday my wife and I ventured north of Leesburg to the small village of Lucketts, Virginia to visit the totally
Read MoreRaping Pygmies Create Magic Fairy Dust
Pygmies are indigenous to the jungles of the Congo, and they are about 2/3rd the size of normal people. Other
Read MoreGamers Can Spoil Their Inner Social Retard
This is just what every World of Warcraft gamer needs: A self-contained Orc hut that contains a fast computer with
Read MoreUh Oh. Trouble at Dunder-Mifflin
I once worked at an operations center that had a very small refrigerator used by shift workers to keep their
Read MoreSo Black People Buy Furniture Too?
The answer is yes, but only at the Red House. Umm… wtf? ♫ At the Reeeed House… Where Black People
Read MoreStar Wars Fans Fantasize About the Destruction of the USS Enterprise
Given that this video is the product of Al Gore’s Current TV, you have to realize that the Death Star
Read MoreBad Motorcyclists Keep Data at Their Fingertips
Geeks like motorcycles too, but not all of them have the skills to keep it on both wheels. So naturally
Read MoreYour Sideways Sloppy Joe is Showing
This is so… wrong. When you are in a recession you have to look for new markets. Why not sell
Read MoreThe Cold Fist of Superhero Justice
Meet the ShadowHare. Its a scrawny guy in a tight suit that is bringing vigilante justice to the streets of
Read MoreParasites Make for Funny Stories
Or maybe not. Neatorama pointed me to this story by Vince Eaton where he explains in agonizing, wincing detail, how
Read MoreLiberal Kooks Call For Obama to Come Clean on UFO’s
I told you bastards there is no such thing as UFO’s and aliens from other planets. Even Stephen Hawking says
Read MoreReason 182 to HomeSchool: Your 11 Year Old Won’t Go to Jail for Googling “Lesbian”
This is another case of stupid “zero tolerance” polices run amok. Some boys Googled a common English word that should
Read MoreFlirty Fit? WTF?
I saw this commercial on the History channel this morning when I woke up and I was rubbing my eyes
Read MoreBizarre Scotsman Swatting Motorheads With his Dipstick Shilelagh
Not too sure what to make of this Castrol commercial. A red headed doofus with a bad Scottish accent and
Read MoreBugg!! Creepy and Cool Lollipop
My kid loves bugs. Whenever he spots one he shouts “Bugg!!” and will poke at it with a tiny finger.
Read MoreReason 387 to HomeSchool: Your 4th Grade Daughter Won’t Have Head Bitten Off by a Crocodile
A ten year old girl in the Philippines has to take a canoe every day to school through crocodile infested
Read MoreWiccan Holistic Whore Crashes Funeral; Smacks Corpse With Wand
This is Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, a moronic wiccan who tried to apply her majicks to a corpse when she
Read MoreRare Raccoon Rape Results
A vodka-fueled romp in the woods didn’t work out too well when Alexander Kirilov tried to rape a raccoon. From
Read MoreBolivian Witch Doctors Sacrifice Llamas
I have written previously about the uneducated foolish people of Bolivia who cling to witchcraft as part of their “cultural
Read MoreExtra Gravy on My Pizza Please
This really belongs on the front page, but I am enjoying the fact that I’m blogging from the Red Carpet
Read MoreEeek! Record Breaking Accident!
Lee Redmond held the Guinness World Record for having the longest fingernails. She has been growing them for almost 30
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