Roseanne Dresses as Hitler in Jewish Mag
What do you expect from a woman who called Israel a “Nazi” state for defending itself against Palestinian missiles? Roseanne
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Obama Says Doctors Perform Unnecessary Surgeries
Obama caused a huge uproar when he gave a press conference saying that he wants government to dictate whether or
Read MoreWorshipping the Earth Means You Get Jellies on Your Fingers
Eeeewww! I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with
Read MoreThis Sounds Like an Urban Legend
Imagine you hire someone to fix your leaky roof. A crew shows up, patches your roof, replaces a section of
Read MoreDinosaur Discovery
Dinosaur Discovery, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I got to visit the Discovery Channel’s HQ during lunch. They have a dinosaur
Read MoreSteak a Little Too Rare
Eeeeeewww. German man walks into the steakhouse at Waldorf-Astoria. He orders the steak. It tastes … Cottony. From wabc here:
Read MoreOffice 2010 the Movie
Ok this time Microsoft has gone too far. Aw who am I kidding this is pretty cool. via videosift.com
Read More“Gay” Penguin Pair Splits Up; Prefers Breeding With Females
(Read this story using Morgan Freeman’s voice in your head- it just sounds better.) Gays and liberals in and around
Read MoreAl Sharpton Demands Michael Jackson Postage Stamp
Mostly because he wants children all over the US to flip Jacko over and lick his backside. “Sorry sweetie, this
Read MoreZombie Family
While most of us celebrated the Fourth by eating hotdogs, grilling steaks or hitting the swimming pool, the fine residents
Read MoreBuild Your Own Cube Farm
When I was on vacation I made a rare impulse buy. I picked up set 1 of The Cubes, Bob.
Read MoreTranny Clown Robs Beer Emporium
This is why you don’t let their kind into the store. What a Tranny Clown would look like. This tale
Read MoreOw, Where’s the Bactine?
Sometimes when my wife is out of the house I like the teach the cats survival skills. Tonight’s lesson was
Read MoreBritney Spears to Invent Time Machine?
This movie will be epic. In the movie “The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton,” Britney Spears will play the
Read MoreHilarious Tale of Bunny Hoarder Miriam Sakewitz
I saw this woman’s mug shot on Drudge Report and started researching her background story about how she has had
Read MoreHoly Moley Morgan Freeman
There are allegations from Perez Hilton that Morgan Freeman has been banging his step-granddaughter. This from a gay guy who
Read MoreWTF Poop on a Stick
An amazing product for those of you too big to properly reach your ass with the buttwipe. Or if you
Read MoreChastity Bono Finally Sewing Her Vagina Shut
The dumpy ugly daughter of Sonny and Cher, who inherited the genetic disposition to be both reckless and crave cosmetic
Read MorePissing on Detroit Gay Pride Parades
Detroit is a hellhole of urban decay and anyone with a sense of decency has already left the city for
Read MoreWitches on Trial in Tanzania
Witches, Shamans, pagans, or whatever else they are called in Tanzania, who grind up albino black people into fairy dust
Read MoreMeet Chris Reynolds. I Sure Did.
Day before yesterday, my time at work was cut short by a TORNADO. A twister hopscotched its way across the
Read MoreAl Gore Employees Arrested by Soldiers of World’s Greenest Nation
Two chicks who were working for Al Gore’s Current TV were busted by Norkie border guards for infiltrating the country
Read MoreBruno Pwns Eminem
As my wife said, the only person who would have reacted worse than Eminem would have been Kanye West. But
Read MoreStupid Hollywood Whore Thinks Chaka Khan is Turkey’s Neighboring Country
Sharon Stone is keeping busy with her quest to piss off everyone in the world. She formerly claimed that the
Read MoreWatch Gillette Target a New Market
Gillette makes razors, and now, they make really goofy YouTube videos showing dudes how to mow the lawn. You know,
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