Yes, You Are Going to Die in 2012
So if you won’t be needing that Xbox and widescreen TV, just hand it over. According to this AP piece,
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Kirby Brown and James Shore Are Dead Because of New Age Moonbattery
Noted Flim-Flam artist and New Age motivational speaker, James Ray, who is a pal of Oprah, was paid a total
Read MoreBarack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize
No, this is not a joke. I thought it was when I first heard it. But the same committee who
Read MoreI Hate Circus Deer
My stance on clowns is well documented. But any forest critters who go over to the unfunny dark side of
Read MoreThese Guys are MoonBats
I often toss around the term “moonbat” in describing leftists and people who ignore science and embrace foolish childish beliefs
Read MoreThis Garment is for Those Too Lazy to Get Dressed
Either that or its for guys who really like that feeling of walking around in a damp towel. And anyone
Read MoreAcid Trippin Pets
Acid Trippin Pets, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. These bizarre pets were for sale at Busch Gardens. With all of them
Read MoreThe Kitty Roadkill Toy
What could be better for your tot than this nifty Kitty-Kat RoadKill action figure? It features bright blood, tread marks
Read MoreI Think I Could Beat Up a Turkey or Three
I don’t care how big it is. The damn thing has hollow bones and a remarkably scrawny neck that is
Read MoreCleveland Deserves This Tranny Mayor
I mentioned before that I really don’t like Cleveland, Ohio. The place is the devil’s armpit with no taxis. Eric
Read MoreDagger in the Ass
A woman in the UK was robbed at knifepoint. And after the crook took her money, he gave her something
Read MoreCharlie Sheen Sends “9/11 Was an Inside Job!!11!” Lovenote to Obama
Charlie Sheen has sent a letter to President Obama imploring him to allow him to come over for coffee and
Read MoreSuicidal Hoarders With OMFG Hungry Kitty
I saw this article linked from FARK that details a person living in filthy conditions as a hoarder. The EMS
Read MoreMichael Jackson Tried to Buy Marvel Comics so He Could Be Spider-Man
This past week there was an announcement that Disney has purchased Marvel Comics. I happen to think it is a
Read MoreVirginia’s Mystical Druids
Somewhere on a hilltop near Natural Bridge, Virginia sits a mystic spot likely built by druids who came to earth
Read MoreThe Big Mac and the Mythical Creatures Venn Diagram
I ran across this on Fark, and thought it was a great diagram of how people came up with horrifying
Read MoreNote to Cops: When Testing New TASERS, Don’t Shoot the Duster Huffing Homeless Dude
Police in Columbus Ohio finally got their TASERS for the department. The very next day they went huntin’ for huffers
Read MoreAlpaca Attacks in UK up 10000%
LOL, this does not bode well for Alpaca farmers. From the Sun here: A FARMER was airlifted to hospital after
Read MoreBritish TV to Make Muslim Hero Series
Remember those Muslim comic books called the 99? British TV wants to create a TV series about it so it
Read MoreHeard of Cash for Clunkers? Here Comes Dollars for Dildos
I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with
Read MoreAnimal Loving Elderly Couple Eaten by Wild Dogs
First they came for the old lady. When the old man went looking for his missing wife, the wild dogs
Read MoreThis is How They Roll in Nigeria
I saw this fantastic photo on FARK on another thread and couldn’t believe my eyes. In Nigeria it is common
Read MoreNewsRoom Doggie Adoption Turns Into LoveFest
Please adopt these Canadian dogs before they rape again. The best part of this video is the cackling laughter in
Read MoreIn Islam, Its Okay to Eat Mermaids
Wait, what? According to Rob Taylor at Red Alerts, he has some Koranic verses that details how and why it
Read MoreHerk Versus OckPoo
Finally a video on YouTube has displaced the dreaded RedBull Helicopter doing loops. The boy asks for this one by
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