Great Moments in Decision Making
A florida judge has ordered a makeup artist to cover up the neo-nazi tattoos of a man accused of murdering
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Your Government Sells Brains
I was at a government agency today doing some network analysis when I came across a PDF invoice. It was
Read MoreReason 461 to HomeSchool: Obama Czar Teaches Fisting to Kids
Some bloggers are calling it “FistGate.” I will call it GoatseGate. From Gateway Pundit here: Barack Obama’s Safe Schools Czar
Read MoreNew Fragrance Made from DNA of Dead PopStar
Buy the “M” Cologne and you too can smell like an OD’ed kid-touching freak. This fresh hell is courtesy of
Read MoreRednecks Slaughter Cows. Police and Paranormal Hunters Blame UFO’s
I have mentioned before that with the electronic age, there should be more evidence of UFO’s if they exist. Every
Read MoreHow Are Your Coping Skills?
In 2003 Le Van’s wife died. But her problems were only starting. Le Van, thinking those tunnels his countrymen dug
Read MoreReal Headline: “Sanitary napkin-making machine brings him glory”
From ExpressBuzz here is a heart warming story of a welder who’s wife uses filthy rags from the trash to
Read MoreHappy Goat Slaughtering Day From Best Buy!
I doubt you will see a single Best Buy ad that will mention Christmas. But the barbaric ritualistic animal sacrifices
Read MoreNew and Imrpoved Supple Lip Moisturizer- Now With More Ground Up Peruvian Ass Fat!
Ewwwww! Gangsters in the leftist paradise of Peru are killing their victims and then sucking all of the fat off
Read MoreThat’s What I Call Hockey!
This story is a bit old, and I don’t know how I missed it. But a bear, trained to skate
Read MoreDad Only Speaks Klingon to Infant Son
A Minnesota nerd had a kid and spoke to him for the first three years of his life in Klingon.
Read MoreTragic Chimp Victim Speaks to a Fat Oprah
I have received a lot of negative feedback about my James Ray posts. Family members of the so-called victims of
Read MoreWife Poses as 14 Year Old Girl to Catch Cheating Hubby
A British woman, who had suspicions her husband was trying to lure underage girls for sex in an online chatroom,
Read MoreWhy Liberal Children Need PsychoTherapy
Moonbats believe in some seriously stupid crap. Case in point is the recent obsession with playing with the afterbirth when
Read MoreDC’s National Cathedral Has Darth Vader Grotesque
I had no idea catholicism was so cool nowadays. The National Cathedral in Washington DC had some kids come up
Read MoreMini-Me Has a Little Legal Problem
Dimunitive actor Verne Troyer has been accused of stalking an ex girlfriend. From the Telegraph here: Former beauty queen Yvette
Read MoreOld Ass Hippies Infiltrate Nuke Base
This story is full of Government and Military WIN. 5 ancient codgers and grannies broke into a nuclear missile base
Read MoreI Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little
Rosie O’Donnell, the fat lesbian whose own marriage is crumbling in front of the 4 kids she’s adopted or created
Read MoreFive Virginia Prison Guards Play “Red Rocket” With K9 Units
Prison Guards aren’t highly sophisticated people. But still, they should know better than this. Five guards were busted jerking off
Read MoreShell Shocked Sweat Lodge Survivor Mourns Abandonment by James Ray
Dr. Beverley Bunn, an orthodontist from Texas is lucky to be alive. She is an avid follower of New Age
Read MoreCrime is Bad in Baltimore. But Bail is Good
Jesus Christ can spring you from the poke. And check out his sign:
Read MoreEwww. Charmin Wants Bloggers
Charmin is looking for brave volunteer bloggers who will live in a New York City Times Square bathroom and blog
Read MoreIs Moonbattery Worth Dying For?
Get a load of the steaming pile of BS the moonbats, James Shore, Kirby Brown and Liz Neuman died trying
Read MoreJust What Every Guy Needs
My wife was thumbing through what she referred to as “the most redneck catalog on the planet OMFG!!11” and she
Read MoreFinally, Sustainable Energy We Can Believe In
The word “sustainability” is a buzzword that is well loved by leftists who have fantasies that they can somehow live
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