Protesting With Blood
Disgusting Thai liberals poured gallons of human blood at the gates of their government today. They lined up, and everyone
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Bald Guy Arrested for Making His Own Fuzzy Hat
Bald guy walks into a Pet store tired of a long cold Virginia Shenandoah Winter. He walks out with a
Read MoreLiberals Try to Ban More Harmless Chemicals
If you are a Democrat and think that carbon dioxide is a pollutant and should be banned, you are an
Read MoreWhew. Wasn’t Me.
Im in Beantown. Boston, Massachusetts. Flew in late this afternoon after long delays so I can meet with clients tomorrow
Read MoreThe Unicorn Code
Next time one of your do-gooder friends step out of line, remind them of their sworn oath to the Unicorn
Read MoreHutchence Bangkok and Digby
What a way to go. Kristian Digby, who was a TV personality in the UK died while jerking off and
Read MoreDrive-By Fertilizer
Turns out making your own combo meal out of Sbarro and Panda Express wasn’t a good idea. Tosh.0
Read MoreTried to Make Me Got to Rehab and I Said “Oook Oook Oook!”
Zhora the chimp who lives at a zoo in Russia is completely out of control. As such, he has been
Read MoreMaybe Muslims Need Better Meds
I get lots of spam. As the primary admin of a domain, I get not only my own spam, but
Read MoreWill Snakes Evolve Thumbs?
If humans eventually cease to be, will snakes evolve thumbs so they can light their Bic lighters? Whoa, you say,
Read MoreC On Your Report Card and Rocky the Hamster Gets It!
Creative punishment? A Mom is in jail for forcing her 12 year old son to execute his pet hamster with
Read MoreEMP Guns Still More Mythical Than a Unicorn
Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus has a unicorn. Its a goat with an implanted single horn, and it
Read MoreCaspar the Bus Riding Cat Loses All Nine Lives
A cat in the UK got runned over while crossing the street. He was famous for riding the empty buses
Read MoreHaitian Zombie Outbreak
Haitians are famous for two three things- Poverty, zombies and now earthquakes. So what happens when you pile up corpses?
Read MoreSuzanne Morgan: Redefining Sweater Puppies
Suzanne Morgan is a deadbeat woman in the UK who has kids in order to collect welfare checks. And when
Read MoreMother of the Year Tattoos Six of Her Kids
She said that she should be able to do whatever she wants cuz “Dang, they are MY KIDS, I have
Read MoreBelchSpeak’s Best of 2009
Its that time of year again where I hyperlink back to the best posts of the past year. If you
Read MoreBest Drink for Washing Down BRAINS!!!
Saw this Zombie Koo-Aid Guy on Robot Chicken and I LOL’ed.
Read MoreThis is NOT Why He’s The Punisher
This looks like its a toy that is part Transformer and part Marvel superhero. Being able to shoot torpedo’s from
Read MoreTHATS How You Get Pink Eye
This sick pervert is being sought by the police for sexual assault. Buttsniffing the stockboys. Really? You know how sex
Read MoreSource of Secret Sauce of Airline Food Discovered
If you don’t already pack a bag lunch of your own for a flight, you probably should start. Because this
Read MoreCelebrate Christmas like You Are 2.5
My boy and my nephew share a bouncy moment together during a recent Rocknoceros concert. Personally, I have never wanted
Read MoreThe Wind-Up Vibrator for Hippie Chicks
What does going green mean to that smelly hippie chick who only showers twice per week (three minutes each!), vegan
Read MoreChristmas Guitar Hero
When geeky Dads have gamer kids, this is what you get. I think its kinda spectacular, but the kid should
Read MoreNew Avatar Movie Looks Familiar
I already think the new Avatar movie is nothing more than “Dances with Wolves” but in outer space. Now I
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