Bizarre Japanese People
I’m on the island of Oahu and the place is chock full of Japanese tourists. Mostly they are all young
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Asians Just Never Give Up
If you failed your drivers license test 100 times, I would bet that you would give up and just ride
Read MoreThis Will Teach Your Ex a Lesson, That Whore!
The internet is a beautiful thing. Now you can order a case of the crabs for your ex girlfriend as
Read MoreDan Akyroyd Believes in Aliens who are LawBreakers Scared to Be on Earth After 9/11
I keep saying there are no such things as aliens, and no one, despite the massive leaps in information sharing,
Read MoreRoad Rage, then Air Rage. Ready for Wii Rage?
Some kid flipped his lid and rampaged through his trailer park neighborhood and had to be tasered by cops because
Read MoreSee This Movie
A Site called Plot-o-matic will create that award winning movie that legions of idiots will flock to see. I made
Read MoreEel Be Alright
You know that prank where if one of your buddies passes out while drinking all of his friends draws mustaches
Read MoreAwesome Infomercial for Middle Aged Geeks
Remember that guy in High School who was the greasy-haired nerd who seemed way too much into Dungeons and Dragons?
Read MoreFat Bouncy and Boneless
Okay, I’m putting together a care package that consists of a case of Slim Fast, a small wagon and a
Read MoreIncest in Indiana
A 72 year old woman is sleeping with her 26 year old grandson in an open incestuous relationship. And get
Read MoreRemains of Suicidal People Found in a Lake
I had no idea until yesterday that you could go to another country for the expressed purpose of committing suicide.
Read More3 PM Music: Editors – “Eat Raw Meat = Blood Drool”
I’m posting this mostly because of the bizarre animation. This looks like something Walt Disney has to animate while in
Read MoreBaloney and a RenFair Jester.
I don’t know what kind of RenFaire these people have, but I’m thinkin’ I wont go now that you see
Read MoreHow To Repair Your HomeWrecking Image: Stipclub Tour!
FAIL! Bombshell McGee, the tattooed whore who broke up the marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock has decided that
Read MoreBlack Addict Demonstrates Orca Whale Call
Tosh’s Blog is full of win. Case in point is a black man on A&E’s intervention that cries like an
Read MoreCeiling Cat Watches Standing Cat
Last week “standing cat” became an internet meme. Here is a great remake of the video starring a couple of
Read MoreHow Guys Picked Up Chicks Before Craigslist
The horrors of dating in the ’80’s! Before there was Match.Com or eHarmony, desperate people turned to video dating. Thankfully
Read MoreReason 291 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Perform Scarface as School Play
Actually, I’m not too sure how I feel about this at all. Guns in school? Mock gun battles? Calling a
Read MoreLand of Chinese Dwarves
Land of Chinese Dwarves, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I’m saving my money beginning NOW and you should too so you
Read MoreFree Vodka at PETA Meetings
PUNXSUTAWNEY is where they have that giant weather prodicting underground rodent and also where PETA meetings end with copious shots
Read MoreLOL: Republicans Think Obama is the AntiChrist
I’ve heard about a poll stating that 14% of Americans think Barack Hussein Obama may be the antichrist foretold in
Read MoreWhen He Comes Back I Won’t Get in the Way of Your Incest
I was doing ROFLcopters when I saw this. Maybe its because its late and I’m a tad slaphappy. Maybe its
Read MoreGiant Pythons Get Hiccups?
We got to go to the Reston Zoo today since the weather was nice and warm and we checked out
Read MoreLefty Vegans Attack Lefty Anarchist Former Vegan With “IT BURNS” Pie
What we have here is a case of wack-a-doodle on wack-a-doodle crime but overall, society wins. Watch as this lefty
Read MoreDemocrats Always Dreaming About the Re-Introduction of Slavery
Can you imagine a world where no one is using carbon-based fossil fuels? A world where your crops are brought
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