Hey All the Single Ladies! Last Woman Not Hitched Has to Date THIS Guy
But at least after 20 or 30 years you might get a million bucks when his rich uncle dies. EMBED-Looking
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Maybe, Just Maybe, This Dude Was Doing Drugs
Meet Bobby Prosser. When not impersonating a turtle, Bobby likes to grow reefer just off of school grounds near an
Read MoreThe Man that Inspired Jamie Foxx in “The Soloist”
Who knew that the liberal bastion of compassion, San Francisco, California, would be hiding all of its musical talent in
Read MoreI Can Haz Rear Legs?
Kitty was too lazy to get out of the way of the grain combine and it had its rear feet
Read MoreLimited Edition Childhood Nightmare Plates
I need this plate to help round out my series of creepy dishes. I already have the Elvis in his
Read MoreBP Giving Back to Community: Now Its Raining Oil
I don’t know if this video legitimately shows the effects of oil evaporation and rain in the Gulf region. But
Read MoreOctoMom Shoots Babies at Douchebag
There is a retarded TV show on MTV featuring idiots doing stunts in a library. So of course it would
Read MoreNaked Cowboy Suing Naked Cowgirl
You would think a little competition would keep the naked cowboy in Times Square up on his game. ย But no,
Read MoreUnicorn Meat Gets a Cease and Desist Letter
Some lawyer doesn’t understand that trademarks can be parodied. They sent ThinkGeek a cease and desist letter because they labelled
Read MoreSure This is Cute But-
OMFG the size of Deer Hairballs will curl your toenails! One of the drawbacks of havin a pet deer in
Read MoreGod’s an Art Critic: Zaps Touchdown Jesus
The six story tall statue of Jesus on the side of the Interstate in Ohio has been struck by lighting
Read MoreOsama Hunting
A California construction worker, armed with a pistol, a sword and God, traveled to northern Pakistan to track down Osama
Read MoreNewsWeek Zombie Attack Easter Egg
There were several games for the Super NES that allowed players to access hidden power ups using a code of
Read MorePrepaid Legal Services
It takes all kinds of entrepreneurs in these times of fiscal woe. Just check out this new business of prepaid
Read MoreThe Wonders of Islam: Cow Humping
A Muslim man was busted in the act of having sex with a cow. And he claims the cow seduced
Read MoreSnooki and McCain Talk Tanning
Not too sure what a Snooki is, but she hates Obama and his 10% tanning salon tax. From Foxnews here:
Read MoreHelpful Animals: South African Baboon Gum Cleaners
Don’t you hate stepping in gum when you step out of your car at a 7-11 as you are going
Read MoreCalvin Klein Obsession Attracts Jaguars
Scientists studying big Guatemalen Cats use the cologne to attract the animal. From Reuters here: Biologists tracking jaguars in the
Read MoreThe Galactic Lord Corset
According to the website, the costume does not come with the gloves, wig or omnipotence. Hubba. The force behind this
Read MoreStupid Plastic Shoes are Lifesavers and Turtle Love Dolls
A little 3 year-old boy was saved by his Crocs. He was wearing them when he was electrocuted in a
Read MoreMeanwhile, On the Couch
I have no idea what is going on with American Idol, but I reckon it must be over and this
Read MoreOh Dear. Emo Meets Furry Meets Twilight
The stupid. It burns. Please please please let there be a rash of Wolf-pack suicides where these tarded teens choke
Read More5 PM Music: Goldfrapp – “Alive”
I’m a big fan of Goldfrapp, but I almost didn’t post this video because it is so bizarre. Allison Goldfrapp
Read MoreI’ve Got the Stinkbug Plague
My father in law has been complaining about the annoying stinkbug invasion and how he is constantly flushing the flying
Read MoreWTF Olympic Fag Furry
What the hell is wrong with the British twits who decided fat gay plushies would be a good Olympic mascot?
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