TNG Lyrics As Sung by Fat Dork
Space- the final frontier. Where fat dorks borrow their mom’s video cameras to film themselves in their tripleXL Command Red
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Bizarre
MOTY: Floggin’ Molly Mom Shares Porn Stash
What a happy family- Mom gives her toddler a gift of porno- a box set too! What’s really bad is
Read MoreWhat’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?
Maybe sitting next to this guy. He was spotted by a passenger boarding an American Airlines flight in Dallas/FW. CNN
Read MoreAnna Paquin Really Needs To Buy Tampons
Having stunt sex with two guys during that “no so fresh” time of the month is pretty gross, but its
Read MoreThere is an App for That. Really?
Yes, really.
Read More10 AM Music: YeaSayer – “Madder Red”
Good morning! Here is the very hot Kristen Bell who stars in this video for a band I’d never heard
Read MoreVillagers Bag Another Witch, Proves They Don’t Float
BelchSpeak offers a heartfelt “Way to go!” to the villagers in Uttar Pradesh for discovering a treacherous witch amongst them
Read MoreTila Tequila Pelted with Bottles at Gathering of the Juggalos
Diminutive whore Tila Tequila, who became famous for showing her titties on the Internet, for some reason agreed to perform
Read MoreMcDonalds Criticized for Giving Away Marvel Characters
I’m really beginning to think that whackjob leftists who hate McDonalds and their Happy Meals are just bitter sterile women
Read MoreKlingon Language Cave Tour
Nerdiness has assimilated the world better than Borg nanoprobes. In Australia there are caves that were once featured in a
Read MoreChinese Pipeline Explodes, Killing 4; 300 Injured, OMG That Cute Monkey Saved That Puppy!
Some Chinese building was being demolished for scrap, and a pipeline carrying ethylene gas was ignited causing a spectacular fireball
Read MoreHide Yo Kids, Dey Rapin Evrybody Out Heah!
I don’t know what’s going on in Huntsville, Alabama, but it sure gets Antoine Dodson pretty feisty. Rape is not
Read MoreBad Day Fishing
Koral Wira’s Dad is very proud of his fishing catch, a large barracuda. Koral looks a little freaked out standing
Read MoreMale Cheerleading is NOT Gay
Whoever said cheerleading was gay should take it back. Heck, George W Bush was a male cheerleader, and even HE
Read MoreProjecting the Mongrel
Obama went on the View today and declared that black people are “mongrels.” This from the half-white top democrat of
Read MoreThis Reproductive Jewelry is Faux Silver
Just what you need to give as a gift for that couple that is trying to conceive- Earrings that look
Read MoreBears Can’t Drive Toyotas
A bear crashed a Toyota after breaking into it to steal its pickanick basket containing one peanut butter and jelly
Read MoreLooks Like NYC Subways Still Need Bernie Goetz
Bernie, won’t you please help make the subways safe from hip hop riff raff? Only in NYC? Promise you’ll stay
Read MoreGirdle-Faced Meth Addict Robs McDonalds
Sharon Lain, who lost her job at McDonalds as a manager most likely because she was stealing from the till,
Read MoreKate Gosselin Takes Her Brood to Camp With Sarah Palin
In what is sure to shape up to be the WonderMom collision of the century, Kate took her kids to
Read MoreHey Lady Put My Dog Down, OMGWTF??!
A transvestite captured a stray dog at a Cornish Castle and raped it. From News.com.au here: A CROSS-dressing man was
Read More“Stop Ignoring Me,” Pleas Generic White Boy
Ah, the extremes people go to in order to get noticed. Attention whores usually just swing around on poles or
Read MoreTranny Terrorist Torches Trailer
Meet Daniel Carlson. Daniel here was arrested for something and insisted that he be thrown in a prison cell with
Read MoreClown Rape is Both Scarier and Funnier than Regular Rape
Aye Carumba! Some Mexican clown was busted for molesting his step daughter. From TSG here: A Mexican street clown–arrested in
Read MoreEcoReligionists Now Have a Way to Flush Themselves Down the Toilet When They Die
For those leftists worried about how big their carbon footprint is, they can now choose a low carbon method of
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