2 PM Music: The Hundred in the Hands – “Pigeons”
Not sure why its called pigeons, and this usually is not my type of music, but its enjoyable enough. Best
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Glacier Snuggle Suits For Moonbats
This is a real thing. Its a giant oven mit made for whackjob green environmental moonbats that want to be
Read MoreRapper TI, Due in Court for Probation Revocation Just So Happens to Rescue Suicide Jumper
What?? A rapper going back to court for probation violation for buying drugs just so happens to rescue a suicidal
Read MoreIts 2010 and Girls are Still Stupid
A ridiculous article appeared in the Lincoln Journal Star showing two stupid little girls freaking out because they got to
Read MoreThis Kid Wants a Beatdown By the Internet Hate Machine
Meet Eric Douglace. This Justin Bieber fanboy is posting videos saying that he will launch DDoS attacks using botnets that
Read MoreGoombahs Live Here
Goombahs Live Here, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. There is a winery near my home called “Quattro Goomba’s” Winery. While looking
Read MoreNow Even the Sheep in Montana are on Meth
In a bizarre and hilarious study, a bunch of cops got a flock of sheep high as kites on Meth
Read MoreFinally, a Website for Aging Whores
Crap on a cracker, this is a real website. Cougarlife.Com is a site where women can post their profiles in
Read MoreMichael Jackson’s Zombie Corpse Scaring Away the Birds
Or maybe its just a scarecrow. If Michael Jackson was a zombie, he would only want to eat the brains
Read MoreCentralia Coal Fire Cover-up for Massive Zombie Outbreak
My brother and I were discussing the Centralia Coal Fire that has been burning since the 60’s when someone supposedly
Read MoreVegetarians Spreading Pink Chicken Lie
pinkchicken, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This photo went viral this weekend as Vegetarian Awareness Month kicked off. It shows a
Read MoreNow I Know Why They Stone Muslim Women
They suck at magic. Ms. Unibrow here hides behind her magic carpet and tries to make herself disappear. See more
Read MoreMoonbats Equate Hamburgers to Heroin
To a liberal, there is absolutely no difference between eating a meat sandwich and injecting hardcore opiates. So far hamburgers
Read MoreThe Most Awesome Internet Video Evah!
This my friends, has it all.
Read MoreSegwaaaaaaaaaay!!! *THUMP thump splash gurgle
A British Millionaire bought the Segway company last December. He took one of their off roading models for a spin
Read MoreRemember When it Was Wrong to Encourage Children to Smoke and Use Drugs?
As always, leftists have two sets of rules. One set for themselves and their fellow ruling class, and the other
Read MoreThe Airforce Gets a Batman Utility Belt
Engineers are looking for ways to lighten the load on its airmen and try to give them high tech gadgetry.
Read MoreSome Eco-Nuts Never Learn
Alexander Alcantare is the epitome of a south Florida nutbag. He claims he was bitten by a tiger in the
Read MoreHere in the US We Call Them Hipsters. I Think Our Name is Too Kind
In the UK, they appropriately call them “Dickheads.” I think that is a better description than “hipsters” which has a
Read MoreMoonbat Water Conservation
Leftists mistakenly think that once water goes down the toilet or sink drain that it enters a negative zone in
Read MoreRussia Has Rednecks Too
Saw someone post this on Twitter. A car that has tank treads. You can see more of this redneck engineering
Read MoreSee? I Told You Your Psycho Ex Girlfriend Was Too Fat
This is Doctor Jacquelyn Kotarac. She was the typical psycho ex girlfriend right up to the end when she tried
Read MoreWould Time Travelers Exist?
If it were possible to travel through time, then there must be time travelers among us. And they would therefore
Read MoreFinally! They Found a Way to Deep Fry Beer!
They put it in a pretzel pouch and deep fry it. When its finished, you bite into it and the
Read MoreJust Not a Cat Person
This lady throws away perfectly good pussy. The cat’s okay, but the woman is now the subject of an angry
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