What Does Zombie Santa Want for Xmas?
Brains, of course! Not enough of the undead jolly elf? Buzzfeed has 19 more.
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How Vista Sees the World
I have a list of User-Agent strings I’m reviewing that I collected at a client site. I’m trying to normalize
Read MoreBarney Stinson Finally Goes Too Far
Barney Stinson went to the well one time too many with his “Autistic Poopy Pants” sure-fire pickup scheme and he’s
Read MoreICE Agents Capture WitchCraft Gear
Some Kooky African guy who was on his way to Maryland ignored all those in-flight announcements and those little cards
Read MoreIs a Creepy Mom Less Creepy With Makeup?
Okay, which is creepier? A mom doublefeeding her 6 year old boy and infant while wearing full makeup? Or when
Read MoreLulziest Church Heads To Raleigh for Funeral
You can’t have a funeral without F-U-N. The Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest Elizabeth Edwards’ funeral. From CNN
Read MoreBeemageddon!
Only in Florida would two bee colonies invade a Latino’s home to fight to the finish in what I’m calling
Read MoreWhat Furry Yiffers Drink
Anthrocritters drink only one orange juice. And this commercial actually airs on TV in France during their largest sporting event,
Read MoreRobbed by a Clown While On the Crapper? Yes, Thanks Ohio
A woman was on the potty when a guy wearing a clown mask and wielding a knife robbed her. She
Read MoreHappy to Serve the “Extra Bleedy”
I get email. Some of it is pretty bizarre. Not too sure, but I think the below email was referencing
Read MoreOzark Wedding
Looks like Cletus bagged a biggun! Its okay to wear sneakers to an Arkansas wedding. Reception at the WaffleHouse on
Read MoreNoon Music: Weird Al – “My Pancreas”
Who doesn’t love a great song about their favorite insulin producing organ?
Read MoreI Think Cajuns Are Crazier Than Floridians
This video is supposed to be about a cat fighting off alligators. That part is a Win. The Fail comes
Read MoreRuh-Roh Shaggy!
Ruh-Roh Shaggy!, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Saw this Vee-Dub bus painted like the Mystery Machine in front of Old Man
Read MoreMashup: Sith Princesses
These are not official Disney mashups of their intellectual property of the princesses and their Star Wars franchises, but they
Read MoreBig Ass Lyger Alert
Wow this is a big cat. It lives in South Carolina and now it has a baby brother lyger. The
Read MoreAn Alien Invasion Could Have Improved Newport News. Not Gonna Happen Now
This video is so full of win. An enormous black news reporter standing next to a lake babbling about a
Read MoreSticks and Stones May Break Bones, But Words Get You Eaten By Lions
Some dumbass chef in South Africa came to work drunk, stood on the edge of the Lion Den at the
Read MoreAwesome SteamPunk Cyborg Ribcage Tattoo
Not a huge fan of ink on women. But THIS. Hubba. Hubba. WOW. You can see more here at Buzzfeed.
Read MoreSears Running Zombie Sales
searszombie, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Sears is running a viral ad campaign to get people to come into their stores.
Read MoreDeciBel and the Sonic MOO
DeciBel, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is another Comic Book from Chick Fil-A for boys that they get with a
Read MoreI Think Sloth Loves Chunk Too Much
Okay, I just finished introducing my three year old to the wonders of the Goonies. At the end of the
Read MoreNow They Make Stoner Soda
The medical marijuana racket is now producing yummy flavored soda pops that somehow, kids aren’t supposed to want to drink.
Read MoreTim Burton and Vincent Price in 1982
I thought Tim Burton was just a crappy director who liked to ruin movies by making them too gothic or
Read MoreHeroic Man Shoots Zombie Cop. Misses.
The smart man doesn’t wait for the pursuing zombie police officer to write him a ticket. He uses a firearm
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