Social Engineering a Jailbreak
A Brit who had bilked many banks out of funds by pretending to be bankers over the phone landed in
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Arabs Taking Selfies with Hilarious Dinner
How to you say “Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, it’s HUMPDAAAAAY!” in farsi? This hilarious selfie video by some arabs with
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Nightmare Fuel: This is What Nail Biting Brings
A seven-year old girl was pretty scuzzy, plus she loved to chew her nails down to the cuticles. When you
Read MoreFlorida Has Zombie Cats
This cat was hit by a car, declared dead and buried. 5 days later, it crawled out of its grave
Read MoreCuddleFail: Camel in Texas Stomps Owners to Death
Camels are so cute except when they are stomping the shit out of their owners. In Wichita Falls, Texas, a
Read MoreFlorida Dude Smashes Psychic GF’s Car
A Florida man from Vero Beach was dating a chick who claimed to be psychic. That was his first mistake.
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Florida Pet Store Owner Arrested for Dragon Smacking
Remember the guy who chugged a box of cockroaches to win a snake and choked to death and died? The
Read More3! 2! 1! Stampede!
China is just a little less crowded this year after a stampede on New Years left dozens dead. From the
Read MorePsycho Gay Man Gets Life for Dismembering and Eating Lover
Luka Magnotta murdered his gay lover, dismembered him, had sex with the body parts, and then mailed the body parts
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Julian Assange Crowdfunds Statue of Himself
Julian Assange, in self-imposed exile inside the stupid Ecuadorian Embassy in the UK, is so in love with himself and
Read MoreFurries Gas Themselves to Attain Victimhood Status
As I wrote yesterday, the greatest achievement of a liberal is to achieve the Progressive Sainthood status of having been
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Keepin’ It Real: Shovel Street Fight
Hey, this clip isn’t racist since it was animated by the Taiwanese! A bunch of street hoods have a brawl,
Read MoreSeattle is Profoundly Stupid
The mayor of Seattle is shown in this photo pardoning a block of tofu for Thanksgiving. Look at his skinny
Read MoreIndigenous People Burning Witches Like a Pro
Those poverty stricken indigenous people of Paraguay, Mbya Guarani, have a lovely culture that includes dirt farming and burning witches.
Read MoreTrain Surfer Supernovas
Some dumbass climbed atop a train for some good ol’ train surfin’ and he caught fire when he was electrocuted.
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Hippies Ruin the Gingerbread Man
Stupid vegan hippie doofuses have to ruin everything. Gender-neutral gingerfolk because rape culture. Is it gluten free? I’m surprised they
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Big Things Happen in Dallas
This is the most LOLtastic image ever seen on a Dallas tour Bus. If it was me, I'd find a
Read MoreCreepy Medical Finishing Move Trophy
Was working onsite at a medical technology customer’s site and saw this gruesome looking trophy that looked like Kano’s finishing
Read MoreChinese Student Came and Went
A Chinese student died spanking it to porn at a sperm bank. From the DailyMail here: A Chinese medical student
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Freaky Gargoyle Accident
This is sad. A woman in Chicago was walking by a church in her neighborhood when a gargoyle jumped off
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Maryland Murder Mom Deemed Insane
I blogged about the Demon Maryland Murder moms here. They were dope-smoking, Obama Loving, pew-jumping crazed cultish cretins who stabbed
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After Months of Digging, Man Dies Between Rock and a Hard Place
There was a 3-ton rock buried in Paul Comeau Jr’s yard. And it wasn’t paying him no rent or something,
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Skycam Finds Lifesize Hulk in Backyard
This was a shocking discovery for the local news team viewing Chicago suburb flooding. A guy has a life-size statue
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Pucker Factor Welding and Cutting
Watch these crazy bastards cut stuff off the mast of the John Hancock tower in Chicago. I used to be
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