Some Women Hate Their Dads- Others Really, Really Hate Their Dads
Nothing screams ‘can’t get a job’ more than a neck or face tattoo. Unless of course, you go all out
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Crystal Magnum Now Adds Attempted Murderess to Her Other Labels of Child Abuser, Whore and Liar
This is the crazy black bitch who “keeps on giving” to bloggers like me. Crystal Magnum, the black woman who
Read MoreAwesome Tattoos Really Help Women Get Married
Girls, are you pushing 30 and still can’t get that man of your dreams? Just get a better tattoo! Its
Read MoreJust a Reminder: Hillary is a Dog
Supposedly Christwire has a custom 404 error that features HillDog, the SecState with mouth agape as if she is eating
Read MoreGet Ready for Mother’s Milk IceCream
Take a pint of the finest Grade DD mothers milk, add sugar and some lemon zest along with a sprig
Read MoreBanking Your Boobage
Working mothers are outsourcing their breastmilk to total strangers on Facebook. So not only will they not stay home with
Read MoreBasement Window Pit of Doom
Basement Window Pit of Doom, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I lost the good cat last week. I have a good
Read MoreSex Changes Can’t Cure Ugly
See the gigantic ugly dude in the blonde wig and purple dress? That is former firefighter Roger Steed who, after
Read MoreTiger Gets Jungle Fever; Attacks Malaysian
Not Tiger Woods. A Bengal Tiger attacked a man while he was squirrel-huntin’ in his Malaysian Jungle backyard. And his
Read MoreOpen Wide Veterans!
A dentist in Ohio supposedly hadn’t changed his gloves or washing his hands in like 30 years. Now the Feds
Read MoreFish and Stamps are New Prison Currency
Holy Mackerel. And stamps. And coffee are now the most prized valuables in prison. Might come in handy for people
Read MoreMan Goes to Prison for Shopping Cart Manslaughter
Wow, hey everyone! Chastity Bono is finally wearing makeup! Wait, no, that’s not Chastity, that’s tattooed freak Michael Smith (an
Read MoreDisgusting Belly Buttons
I have a problem with navels- well, not actually- I have a problem with things that exist in navels. Like
Read MoreThe Moonbat Terror Toothbrush
Leftists are chronically trying to sacrifice personal hygiene to save the planet. The latest attempt involves using an Islamic toothbrush,
Read MoreFantastic Rap Song Aimed at Horrible Moms
So, you’re young, couldn’t keep your knees together, didn’t bother to use birth control and abortion wasn’t an option. What
Read MoreDiddy Sued for a Trillion Dollars for Knocking Twin Towers
Some crazy people like Jared Loughner pick up a gun to make the crazy stop. Others go to court. Case
Read MoreSteampunk Sarah Palin
Whoa. Cool costume, but why? Apparently she fights a cybernetic Obama in the comic according to ComicsAlliance here.
Read MoreTragedy Strikes in Haiti
SpongeBob was stricken with Cholera. When he collapsed, some stole his square pants and his shoes.
Read MoreNewest Spa Treatment- Steamed Vagina
My buddy and frequent commenter Robb forwarded a business idea to me- we should corner the market in the region
Read MoreJoker Holding Elmo Who Impersonates Smeagol
Its an awesome impression of the wretched Smeagol, but its is so creepy coming from the mouth of the red
Read MoreUncle Teaches his Wannabe Gangsta Nephew a Lesson
The language in this video is salty, and I’m pretty sure at least one black person is shown being whipped.
Read MoreLeftist Whackjob Guns Down Democrats at Safeway
Jared Lee Loughner attacked and killed several people, including a judge and attempted to murder a Democratic Congresswoman, Arizona Rep.
Read MoreBus Driver Eaten by Siberian Tiger
A bus driver running a tourbus through a Chinese nature reserve got out to check the bus when it got
Read MoreCrazy Superhero Wannabe and His SuperSuit
This Seattle Man’s Toyota Sienna Minivan is safe thanks to the help of this guy. Click the image above to
Read MorePlease God Run Over This Deer With a Truck
My wife was driving home the other night and a deer bounded out of the underbrush and got pwn3d by
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