Wonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!
Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you
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I Like My Ketchup-Covered Crazy KeyWest Homeless Guy With a Side of French Fries
Heh, this blog post title is longer than the story I can quote. But there are indeed a lot of
Read MoreZimmerman’s Portrait – in Skittles
This is pure awesome, and perhaps the most delicious portrayal of George Zimmerman. From Yahoo here: A Denver artist has
Read MoreHerman Cain’s Big Gov’t Chickens Come Home to Roost
Cain is still trollin’ the internets with awesomely bizarre videos. Behold the man-eating chickens! Cain explains why these videos are
Read MoreIf You Thought Barbaric Treatment of Psych Patients Was Over, Think Again
Before the advent of modern drugs and clinical programs to treat mental illnesses, there were lots of barbaric treatments given
Read MorePsycho ExGirlfriend Maims Dude’s Scrote
A psycho crazy bitch named Christina Reber was dumped by her older boyfriend. A couple of days later she stormed
Read MoreI Think I Hate GSA More than TSA
Fat bureaucrats sing the praises of Obama and EcoReligion as a contest entry among the Government Services Administration’s (GSA) regional
Read MoreOccupy Hippies Coming Back
Now that its getting warmer, the unemployed college grads, aging hippies, anti-war retreads and other anarchists and leftists are dusting
Read MoreScariest Easter Bunnies
Kids are afraid of Santa, and usually with good cause. And kids are equally afraid of giant rabbits who mutely
Read MoreOMG Nightmare Fuel: Giant Spineless Bloodsucking Democrat
Well, its a leech found in Malaysia after a flood. Via: Big leech found in Malaysia after flood bit.ly/HxZP5L —
Read MoreVegan Moonbat Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Kid Like a Baby Bird
Dude. She pre-chews the food. I have no better comment than the one that was left on her video at
Read MoreHerman Cain Be Trollin’
This is a pretty bizarre campaign ad, and I think its shocking and hilarious. It has all of the Democrats
Read MoreHealing the Monkey Wounds
Remember this story from 2009? Charla Nash had her freakin’ face and hands torn off by a rampaging Chimpanzee. Cops
Read MoreDarth Vader on a Unicycle
Because, that’s why.
Read MoreMaking Viral Videos Makes Jason Russell Jerk It in Public
The Kony 2012 video went viral last week. I couldn’t get past the first five minutes due to all of
Read MoreAye Carumba! Pinto Beans Now With Real Latin Flavor
An old Mexican dude was buried alive under several tons of pinto beans. They even had to get inmates from
Read MoreTaiwanese Wild Rover
Not sure what the hell this is from the whacky Taiwanese animators, but I think it has something to do
Read MoreBully Shortage Spawns Gasoline Drinkers and Doll Head Sniffers
There is an appalling lack of bullys on the streets these days. This bully shortage is directly proportional to the
Read MoreHero Spear-Tackles Hysteric Union Employee
Im at Logan airport as I write this and am thankful that I don’t have to wait for a plane
Read MoreWhy So Hairy?
The joy of pending parenthood is wonderful and some couples simply want others to share in their joy. But if
Read MoreHeading Out West But Don’t Know Why
I’m Heading to a Security Conference in San Francisco and am really not looking forward to all the hippie foolishness
Read MoreCharles Darwin Made a Pros vs Cons List About Marrying His 1st Cousin
For a person that invented the theory of evolution, you’d think that marrying your first cousin would be a no-brainer.
Read MoreAh, the Toe Market
All these little piggies that go to market? That market is WalMart. And they ride around in the Scamp carts
Read MoreYou Need Mineral Rights to Sell Ice?
Back before there were refrigerators, ice sellers would carve off portions of glaciers, river ice or whatever they could get
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