Houston Is Taxing Strip Joints to Pay for Rape Kits
Houston has a bunch of single moms trying to earn a living by shaking their booties on the stripper pole.
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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Hang in There, Suicidal Racoon
This is a bizarre commercial for a Russian super-glue and it kinda reminds me of the suicide scene in Groundhog
Read MoreVice President Joe Biden Now a Faith Healer
Is there nothing this man can’t do? Now Vice President Joe Biden is working part time in Iowa as a
Read MoreBackyard Bear Battle
Saw this over at Breitbart. Two big-ass bears slapping at each other seems kinda terrifying. Just have to be brave.
Read MoreShocker to No One: SonDance the Clown is a Pedophile
The fat assed, doughy handed clown from Arkansas, known as SonDance the clown was busted downloading loads of kiddie pr0n
Read MoreYiffing Elmo Hates the Jews
Some gay furrie decided to harrass Jewish people in Central Park because he was late to the YiffPile at Barney
Read MoreCool Elevator Mate
I just shared an elevator with Stephen Fucking Hawking in San Jose. We are just up the street from Stanford
Read MoreGotta Have Balls to Turn Down a Million Bucks
A black man in Vegas has a disease which gave him balls that weigh 100 pounds. He has to wear
Read MoreRobert the Doll
Robert the Doll, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Sorry about the light blogging. Been heads down in pcaps out
Read MoreToddler Zombies are the Worst
Here is another zombie story, and this one can really fuel your nightmares. A two year old boy sits up
Read MoreFlava Flav Provided Running Commentary for Fireworks at Celebrate Fairfax
Tonight was so freaking surreal, and its because Surreal Life Star Flava Flav and his Hip Hop All Stars were
Read MoreKnows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami
Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region
Read MorePosing as a Dead Kid with Skittles is “Trayvonning”
And by the way, it is also full ow lulzy win. Via: Video: “Trayvoning” (Posing As Dead Teen With Skittles)
Read MoreTeeth Shattered by a Golf Ball
I can’t think of many more things that are as painful as this story- except maybe if the lady had
Read MoreFacebook Song is Worst Since Symantec Song
This facebook song has all the makings of a horrible Corporate song: Ugly chicks, bad rap lyrics and a mulleted
Read MoreFaux-Cohantas Elizabeth Warren Wrote an Injun Cookbook
If any conservative pretended to be an Indian, used those claims to get a job, preferential treatment, or make a
Read MoreTravolta Sued for Calloused Hands
An anonymous male masseuse is suing John Travolta for rubbing his thighs and ballsack with his calloused meaty paws. Also
Read MoreKey West Bed Races 2012
Just when I think I’m up on my Key West culture and lifestyle, here come the bed races. The cops
Read MoreCrazed Loon Tries to Sacrifice his Son
There are whole religions based on sacrificing your only son- something that Joseph Ramirez, 30, tried to do in San
Read MoreIslam Means Misogyny: New Egyptian Laws Demean Women
Apparently new laws being considered in Egypt will drag its society back to the 9th century. The laws will ban
Read MoreMore Liberals Should Try the Sunshine Diet
Some bullshit artist who calls himself a “guru” in India lied and said he has subsisted on just sunlight for
Read MoreLiberals Again Obsessed With Body Fluids for Earth Day
As noted on this blog so many times, liberals are obsessed with recycling anything that their bodies emit. If a
Read MoreBrendleWhat’s Hitler Ain’t No Genius
Again, I’m amazed at BrendleWhat’s ability to mine twitter for evil and idiocy. Today on Hitler’s birfday, there are loads
Read MoreMidnight Nightmare Music: Lisa Gail – “3 Second Rule”
I was going to put up a brand new artist or some new song by a favorite beloved artist, but
Read MoreSpoiled Bitches Have Hot Problems
This is a seriously troll video I think, but one thing is certain- their obvious problem is lack of talent.
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