Reason 106 to HomeSchool: School Won’t Try to Force Deaf 3YO to Change His Name
A little deaf boy named Hunter has to use American Sign Language to say what his name is. It looks
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WTF Reality TV
I caught a bizarre TV show on Animal Planet last night where a toothless hick wrangles American critters and screams
Read MoreGoing to Hell in a Ghille Suit
You know how they weed out the stupid in Montana? Meth and running over ‘Squatches. Randy Lee Tenley thought it
Read MoreNecro-Beastiality Freak Shoplifts at Wal-Mart
Meet Bryan James Hathaway from Superior, Wisconsin. When he is not shoplifting Android phones from Wal-Mart he has sex with
Read MoreBreeding Rituals of Fat Nerds
For hundreds of years now our human race has worked overtime to keep geeky, unpopular and funny-looking people from being
Read MoreLesbian Hate Crimes Herself
Charlie Rogers, a deranged lesbian basketball player cut a cross into her own chest, sliced up her own legs and
Read MoreWaitaminnit…. That’s Not an Egg!!
What? Oh my god, no.
Read MoreNo Pervert Like a New Hampshire Trailer Park Pervert
A woman bought a trailer home from a man who later installed video cameras and baby monitors inside it to
Read MoreCuddleFail: Dogs Eat Stupid Dog Rescuer
Rebecca Carey rescued dogs no one wanted and kept them in her home where they ultimately mauled her to death.
Read MoreAwesome Velociraptor Costume
This costume looks so incredible I’ll bet Stephen Spielberg is eating his heart out over the cost of expensive CGI
Read MoreMom-Voicing the Interlopers
Watch this Wal-Mart shopping Mom dump a child with a broken arm onto the floor in what was certainly an
Read MoreFat Ass Cat Died Fat
Spongebob the fat cat died this past week because he was too fat to be operated on. Its not everyday
Read MoreHomeless Cretin and OWSer Washes his Balls in Cooch Park
Of course its “Cooch Park.” Jamie Hensler, fat, scruffy, young, homeless and likely Occupy Wall Streeter, was busted by cops
Read MoreObama Has the Gay Balloon Lover Vote
Here’s one voter who won’t be checking the box for Mitt. He’s Dave Collins from Little Rock Arkansas and he
Read MoreLULZ: Crying Walrus Sad About Kristen Stewart Sluttiness
A huge walrus that speaks with a British accent reacts to Kristen Stewart being a whore and cheating on her
Read MoreMilking Cats
This is very helpful information. But bad news for all of those out-of-work cat nipple milkers of Ohio Union 47.
Read MoreOregon Man Wanted for Breaking and Entering and Spanking It
Lots of young people are out of work thanks to Obama’s brutal assault on the economy. And its getting so
Read MoreGetting a New Firearm
And its not a traditional weapon either. This one kills flies. With Salt. Watch:
Read MoreHe Be Rollin’; Cops Be Hatin’
It takes a special kind of genius to get drunk and carjack a Wal-Mart Fat-Scooter® for a joyride. The Fat-Scooter
Read MoreDailyMail Publishes Dino Porn
Rule 34 of the Internet states that if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions. And apparently the
Read MoreHambuster: Ready for CGI Horror?
I’m not too sure what the hell to think about this. I know its made by French people who aren’t
Read MoreA Conversation With Your Future Self?
I once made a video tape diary that I intended to play to myself. I recorded it in 1989. I
Read MoreWeathermen Predicting Doom For Virginia
Millions in the region have been without power for five days and the heat is blistering. Now the Local TV
Read MoreMove Aside Pot Zombie- Here’s a Spice Ninja
We have potheads in Florida eating faces off of people. Now we have a spice smoker in Indiana taking out
Read MoreKung Fu Your Vaginal Odor Ladies
If I were to anthropomorphise vaginal odor via fancy computer graphics, I think my Monster might have scales and eyes
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