Real Life Ace Ventura Abuses Animals on TV
Watch ferrets tumble, monkeys fall and cute puppies get their tongues bitten by turtles.
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Bizarre Horse Head Video is Bizarre
This is the strangest two minutes of video I’ve seen on the tubes this week. The description is “In winter
Read MoreBitch Has 99 Problems and 67 Frozen Ones Too
Irene Vandyke is a hoarder. She had 99 living cats taken from her piss-and-scat-filled dwelling and when the cops investigated
Read MoreThousands of Crocodiles Under Arrest
All the stories about the massive crocodile roundup in South Africa mention that the crocs escaped from a farm. But
Read MorePot Zombie Attacks Florida Family
Another pot zombie was recently captured by the cops. At least no one was seriously hurt, unless you count the
Read MoreAss Pirate Faces 10 Years for Enema Product Tampering
People who habitually stick things up their own assholes are rarely good decision makers. But using enemas and returning them
Read MoreCat Mutilation Makes Me Want to Buy a New Corolla
Commercial from New Zealand shows that cats will do anything to ride in this POS car. Bonus Zombie Kitty.
Read MoreObama Ate a Dog- Carter Tried to Saw One in Half
Everyone knows Carter was the worst president in history, but not everyone knows that he tried to kill a stray
Read MoreNo Bathrooms on Subway Cars
An idiot killed himself in New York by trying to drop a deuce between cars of a moving train. He
Read MoreBumbles Bounce! Fat Lady Says Fatness Saved Her Life
I blogged this the other day, but didnt have this epic photo of the fatty that plummeted through the sidewalk
Read MoreMessing With the Tarpon is a South Florida Tradition
Tarpons are huge. They congregate around any fishing dock waiting for anglers to come back and clean their fish. Guts,
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: Spider With Worm Inside
What’s worse that finding a huge hairy spider in your house? Maybe after killing it with bug spray, a huge
Read MoreAnyone Want Foot Jerky? Callous Clear Has it For You
My wife just mentioned a gross TV infomercial about a foot cream, that once applied, you can scrape disgusting callouses
Read MoreLiberals Selling ReUsable Toilet Paper on Etsy
Filed under EEEWWWWW. Meet “Family Cloth.” Its the alternative to toilet paper. Wipe your ass on a pinkish piece of
Read MoreGreat Scott! Uranium For Sale on Amazon
Just in case you are having trouble getting your reactor to fission, you can now order, directly from Amazon.com, a
Read MoreThe Navy Depicts a Bad Bath Salts Trip
Whoa. Now I understand why pot zombies are eating peoples’ faces. From the US Navy, which is tax dollars pretty
Read MoreGays Can’t Procreate; Here’s Why Its Bad to Help Them
There is so much fail piled atop each other in this story, it will be an effort for me to
Read MoreMetro Delays in DC Rush Hour- Baby Came Early
Riding the DC Metro is a germ-infested crowded experience on the best of days. And if there is a delay
Read MoreThere is an After-Christmas Sale in Japan
I can’t figure out if this is an Engrish thing or if its the name of the store. But hey,
Read MoreFat Stinky Union Workers Determine Your Social Security Eligibility
I’ve done some work up in Baltimore at the Social Security Administration HQ. That joint is bleak. It has tron-style
Read MoreRollerskating is Best Defense Against Gangs and Drugs
Only in Reno could a commercial for a skating rink be this epic.
Read MorePhilly Girl Kirstie Foley Chews Off Mom’s Thumb
Meet 21 Year Old Obama Voter Kirstie Foley. She still lives with her Mom, invests cash in her tattoos, takes
Read MoreHow Cold Is It?
It gets pretty cold in Russia. And when you toss a pot of boiling water out the window there, it
Read MoreJohn McAfee is a Crazy Bastard
John McAfee is back on American soil after fleeing Belize in the wake of his neighbor’s murder investigation. He spent
Read MoreLifehack: Skinning a Deer With a Golfball and a Pickup Truck
This video is awesome for its simplicity, but it also makes me wonder how many other things were tried before
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