Mom’s Body Donated to Science is Blowed Up
A man in Arizona donated his Mom’s body to science after she died of Alzheimer’s. He thought she would be
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Pickle Man Busted
Florida Man goes to a neighborhood, strips down and sodomizes himself with a pickle. Meet Eric Detieg. From the SmokingGun:
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Did I Predict the CoronaVirus in 2007?
Maybe I did. I had completely forgotten about this post about horrifying Chinese food that I wrote in the leadup
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CuddleFail: Florida Man Killed by Pet Bird
A Cassowary seems like a living link to the age of Dinosaurs, specifically a Velociraptor with its huge clawed feet.
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Delayed Crazy Woman Accuses JetBlue of Rape
All women must be believed when they claim they were raped correct? I guess JetBlue must have slipped this crazy
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Spitzer asks “What’s in Your Luggage?”
I can’t believe 2018 is almost over and slimebag former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer is in the news again. It
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Danish Submarine Builder And His Very Bad Day
A rich Danish dude who thought he was Captain Nemo lured a pretty reporter onto his totes awesome submarine for
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Robot Chicken Takes On Dinosaur Train
When my kid was a preschooler he liked to watch this show. ย It wasn’t nearly as bad as many other
Read MoreRed Ranger Murderer
UPDATE!! Red Ranger totally killed the guy. Stabbed him 10 times during an argument. Gonna face up to 6 years
Read MoreElvis’ Death Day
When I lived in the DC area, Don Geronimo would read the Hamburger James story on his radio show every
Read MorePokemon Rape Culture
Okay, the PokemonGo craze even has me walking around downtown checking pokestops and trying to evolve the most powerful Evee.
Read MoreThe future of AV? Or WTH Did I Just Watch?
Just gonna leave this one right here. @timstrazz the future of anti-virus https://t.co/CdhXsxZ596 (are these guys hiring?) — Caleb Fenton
Read MoreCrazy Florida: Versailles House
Not too far from where I live is a 90,000 square foot home dubbed “Versailles” after the French palace. It
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Witches Slay Family on Blue Moon?
There is some crazy stuff that happens in Florida. The latest crazy took place in Pensacola when a Sheriff’s Department
Read MoreNIST Lab Used to Make Meth
The National Institute of Standards and Technology, or NIST is a government bureaucracy full of nerds with tape measures. They
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Barbies With Daddy Issues
There is an adult store in Key West that featured Barbie Dolls on the pole doing strip teases. Each of
Read MoreUtah Man Hate Crimes Himself- Twice
This Utah man by the name of Rick Jones, faked two hate crimes against himself because as a psycho leftist
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EBT Its Free!
I think this video is a parody for the California welfare system. If not, god help us all.
Read MoreRachel Dolezal is a Leftist Psycho
A week after Bruce Jenner, who is a man by the way, decided that he was going to slather on
Read MoreMeanwhile, In Florida
Saw this and had to laugh. Haven’t had this happen to me, mostly because iguanas live much further south. Meanwhile
Read MoreHow to Hack Time
This is awesome for its cheesiness and for the throwback equipment. It’s really just a long ad for a comedy
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Crazy Coot Punches Bear
A crazy old ex-marine and bouncer boxes a bear to save his shivering Chihuahua from being eaten. Sounds like Florida,
Read MoreCornering the Market on Jail Skype
I ran across this bizarre website the other day and it just showed what I DONT know about life in
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Chinese Blind People Use Hunchbacks as Seeing-Eye Dogs
Sometimes I think the DailyMail writes stories to just troll us. This story is about a man and wife who
Read MoreCrazed Stoned Cross Dressers Crash NSA Barricade
For some reason two fellas decided to get coked up, put on frilly dresses and wigs, steal a car, drive
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