Pool Immigrants
Yesterday was the first day in a while we were able to get to the gym as a family. We
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If I Tickle the Bras I Get Ejected
We were shopping at Kohl’s this weekend when the boy did something highly inappropriate. He tickled the bras. It made
Read MoreCartney Playing With His Cars
Mama went out tonight to pottery class so me and Cartney found something to do. I took a flexible piece
Read MoreCartney Got His Tongue Stuck!
My boy loves his DVD movies. He had just finished “Over the Hedge” when he came trotting up to me
Read MoreDon’t Get Between a Boy and His Tanks
On the way home today from my parents’ house we stopped at the Virginia War Museum in Newport News, Virginia.
Read MoreCelebrate Christmas like You Are 2.5
My boy and my nephew share a bouncy moment together during a recent Rocknoceros concert. Personally, I have never wanted
Read MoreCheck Out Prep and Landing
This is a Disney Animated Christmas Special directed by Pixar’s John Lasseter, featuring special operative elves that prep Santa’s Landing
Read MoreCartney’s Snowglobe
Cartney loves snow globes. When we go to big stores that have lots of these lined up, he will poke
Read MoreMy Kid Swims
I didn’t learn how to swim until I was 10. Cartney turns two and a half next week and he
Read MoreSanta, Is This a Trap?
Love this photo of Cartney on Santa’s lap. Cartney thinks its a trap and is ready for Santa’s next trick.
Read MoreFear of the Ferris Wheel
We have a tradition in the family where we go to see the Festival of Lights at Bull Run in
Read MoreNew Mater CarsToon: UFM – Unidentified Flying Mater
There is an awesome new Pixar Mater CarsToon where Mater relates the tall tale of how he encountered a flying
Read MoreShave Every Day and You’ll Always Look Keen
Shaving Cream, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Cartney has seen Daddy do it often enough that he wanted to give shaving
Read MoreSesame Street Muppets to Michelle Obama: Eat Me!
In celebration of the 40th anniversary of Sesame Street, I present the most boring clip in the history of Sesame
Read MoreNot a Pumpkin Rooster
halloween2k9 011, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Cartney went trick-or-treating as Nemo last night. As he walks down the street in
Read MoreOpen House at the Herndon FD
A rainy Saturday was a perfect opportunity to go visit the Herndon Fire Department’s Open House. Cartney met his Aunt,
Read MoreBusch Gardens Pics
This was the first time we have taken Cartney to a big amusement park. We were all tired due to
Read MoreGrover’s Alpine Express
Grover’s Alpine Express, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Cartney got to ride his first roller coaster today at Busch Gardens in
Read More7:30 PM Kids Music: “Bulldozer”
This is my kid’s new favorite YouTube Video and I’m sharing mostly because of the cheesy music and the vocals.
Read MoreNewsweek Says Your White Baby is a Racist
Newsweek says that because your white child as young as six months old instinctively wants to play with white people
Read MoreVirginia’s Mystical Druids
Somewhere on a hilltop near Natural Bridge, Virginia sits a mystic spot likely built by druids who came to earth
Read MoreThis is What Best Friends Do to Your Kid
This is one of those “genie in the bottle” sort of situations. If your kid doesn’t know what chocolate milk
Read MoreDon’t Touch That Valve!
We went to Algonkian park today. It has a pretty awesome water park that is geared for little kids, including
Read MoreHerk Versus OckPoo
Finally a video on YouTube has displaced the dreaded RedBull Helicopter doing loops. The boy asks for this one by
Read MoreGood Guys and Robots
I got tired of Cartney applauding for robots and spaceships while watching the eco-preachy movie of Wall-E over and over
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