The Griswalds Get Lost in Scooby Doo
My kid has been binge watching Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated on NetFlix and I LOLed when I saw Clark Griswald
Read More
BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
BabyBelch
Mannequin Had It Coming
When you dress a mannequin like this, you are going to attract curious boys.
Read MoreAwkward Family Photo
This is my kid looking like a BOSS at the MD Renfaire. The photo will likely embarrass him when he
Read MoreBourdain Versus Barbie Dream House
This Christmas morning photo of Anthony Bourdain struggling to put together his daughter’s Barbie Dream House cracked me up. Luckily,
Read More
Belch.Com’s Annual Kids Are Scared of Santa
For the past few years, I’ve shown slideshows of little kids freaking out on Santa’s lap. I am not sure
Read More
Santa Visited Our Neighborhood on a Firetruck
So I was out walking the dog tonight and I heard firetrucks enter the neighborhood. I was hoping that all
Read More
Do Vaccinations Cause Autism?
No, they don’t. But lets pretend for a minute and a half that vaccinations did indeed cause autism in 1
Read MoreThe Dadholes
Thanks to my pals for passing these gems along.
Read MoreSunset at Fox Meadow
Sunset at Fox Meadow, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. One of the last times we will have a chance
Read MoreAmazing Way to Turn iPhone into Portable Microscope
All you need is some plexiglass, the lens from a laser pointer and some adjustable screws. This turns an iPhone
Read MoreThomas the Tank Engine Won’t Do Meth
This was awesome. LOL!! A great graphic warning for the physical perils of using meth. Warning: your kids might freak
Read MoreFather and Son Day Hunting for Fossils
The Missus was out running around today at a bridal shower for her dear friend, and the boy, the dog
Read MoreRe-educating My Child About Earth Day
Walking my kindergartner home from school today I asked him if he learned about Earth Day. He said, “Yep! We
Read MoreStill The Greatest Show on Earth
Took the family to see Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus last night and that is still one of the
Read MoreTrolls Are A Cautionary Tale About Homeless People
My kid is pretty astute. He has heard scary stories about vampires, zombies, monsters, fairies, and other creatures of folklore.
Read MoreGreat Spaceman Spiff Tribute Video
Found this on Vimeo with a tip from Rusty. I was a huge Calvin and Hobbes fan and the closer
Read MoreFeds to Ban Bouncy Houses
Step one was to give everyone free Obamacare. Step two is to ban all the things that make childhood fun.
Read MoreKevin Clash AKA Elmo Puppeteered a 16 YO Boy’s Ass
Elmo has been part of my child’s life since he was old enough to watch TV. We have a half-dozen
Read MoreVampire Incognito
Vampire Incognito, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Cartney had a blast trick-or-treating at his friend’s block party last night.
Read MoreNew Firepit!
New Firepit!, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. You are looking at over 100 bucks worth of paver stones stacked
Read MoreFlava Flav Provided Running Commentary for Fireworks at Celebrate Fairfax
Tonight was so freaking surreal, and its because Surreal Life Star Flava Flav and his Hip Hop All Stars were
Read MoreAssembly of Avengers
My older brother put this together yesterday as the boys were playing after a long week.
Read MoreButton Batteries Don’t Taste Like Candy
My kid has never been one of those types of kids to put weird or unknown things in his mouth.
Read MoreLincoln in Boise
Lincoln in Boise Capitol, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Boise is a great and beautiful town, and its residents
Read MoreWe Make Holes in Teeth!
My four-year-old boy asked me why he couldn’t eat candy before bedtime. Without really thinking about it, I explained that
Read More