Zero School Shootings Mar Summer Vacation
The headline above is one of those that the FakeNews will never report. But think about this. There were zero
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Guns Dont Cause School Shootings. Schools Do.
There are two things that all school shootings have in common. Guns and Schools. One is protected by the United
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Robot Chicken Takes On Dinosaur Train
When my kid was a preschooler he liked to watch this show. It wasn’t nearly as bad as many other
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Have you seen my Vines?
Just an FYI, I mostly live on Twitter nowadays @Belchspeak and post plenty of micro videos on Vine. Be sure
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New Common Core Math
As a Conservative, I was supposed to be against the Common Core Curriculum here in Florida. The reading is far
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Swimming with the Manatees
This past weekend was our ten-year wedding anniversary. As a couple we had hoped that we would have been able
Read MoreTable Top Battles
The boy is home for summer vacation. When I can get him off the iPad and force him to play
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Disney Horses!
There is a nature trail on Disney Property between the Wilderness Lodge and the Fort Wilderness Resorts. My kid and
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Big Trouble Status Update
Big Trouble in Little China made its way to Netflix, and now its one of those movies my 8-YO puts
Read MoreWest Coast
Of Florida! Finally got a chance to visit Florida’s gulf coast today! Stayed for a few hours, earned our sunburns,
Read MoreFirst Grade Zooplankton Project
First of all, why the heck is a 1st grader doing a school project on an animal type that you
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Florida Aquarium in Tampa Was Awesome
Been in Florida a while but only now got the chance to visit Tampa. What better place to take the
Read MoreThe Krampas Threat
Its Christmas eve and the kid is whining about picking up his Lincoln logs and Legos. So I wanted to
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Pumpkin Smashing!
We had to throw out our Jack-o-lanterns, so I let the boy have a pumpkin smashing fiesta!
Read MoreTrick or Treating Doctor
The boy went as the Matt Smith Doctor Who for Halloween. One side of the trick-or-treat bag said “Bad Wolf”
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Boy Can’t Eat Fried Chicken in Peace
This is what it’s like in my house trying to eat a piece of KFC’s finest. Seven toed cat pawing
Read MoreRumors of War
My kid spends long minutes setting up his battalions to face off against each other on the Acaciawood battlefield. There
Read MoreA Bad Day Fishin’
Is still better than a good day workin’. My kid with Mr Jimmy on the lake. Heading up to Carolina
Read MoreWeeping Angel Artwork
The family has been binge-watching a lot of Doctor Who in the past several days. The one about the weeping
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Merida the Sheepdog Loves the Visiting Baby
My tiny nephew is in town for a visit, and his biggest fan is the sheepdog who gets to eat
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3 PM Music: Alice Cooper – “School’s Out for Summer”
Last day of school for my boy. I’m sure he feels this way!
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The War on Boys
Prager University nails it.
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Cartney’s First Catch
The Easter Bunny brought Cartney a kid’s fishing rod for Easter. It came with rod, reel, two bobbers and several
Read MoreFillmore’s Bumper Stickers
We were hanging out in the Radiator Springs section of the Art of Animation Resort and got to see all
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Teaching the Kid to Drive Like Paul Walker
Too soon? That corpse isn’t still warm is it?
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