FBI Art Crime Team Update
The Art Crime Team added a new piece to their most wanted list. The painting below, titled “A Cavalier” is a
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Modern Artists
Neatorama has a short lesson on its pages here today talking about the artists that led the modern art movement.
Read MorePissed Off Pagans
Some Pagans are pretty upset that a giant Homer Simpson was drawn onto the land next to a “holy” relic
Read MoreDinotopia is a Must for Boys’ Libraries
I was very pleased to stumble upon a copy of Dinotopia the other day in my wife’s book collection. It
Read MoreDan May’s Amazing Art
Dan May is one of those artists that refuses to let his ideas rattle around in his skull for very
Read MoreDante’s Inferno: Take the Flash Tour
I learned enough about Dante’s inferno to make it out of High School. Mostly I used cribsheets or handy Cliff
Read MoreVery Memorable Baby Shower
My wife and I are very fortunate to have such great friends and family. Yesterday was a fabulous baby shower
Read MoreBellycasting
We are making a Belly Cast. Ingredients is one very pregnant belly, lots of plaster casting strips and whatever paint you
Read MoreNorthern Virginia Fine Arts Festival
Reston is packed with artists today. I love to stroll around my hometown’s main street to look at artisans hawking
Read MoreAlien Zombie Gut Eating Dinnerware
Its a slow news day, so check out this bizarre plate. Its a seven-eyed alien, bolted to the table, eviscerated
Read MoreHappy Easter
Its a cold Easter day today. But I hope everyone has a great easter. Here are a couple of items
Read MoreSoviet Dissident Murdered by Maniac
A Hillsboro, Virginia resident, who was a famous Soviet dissident, was murdered in cold blood at a rest stop in
Read MoreNursery Update
We have been working on the nursery all week. I know I had written earlier that I wanted to do
Read MoreSteven Spielberg Had Stolen Rockwell
I wrote about the Art Crime Team and its efforts to locate a stolen Rockwell painting of russian schoolchildren. They
Read MorePicasso Pair Pinched
It seems that two Picasso Paintings were lifted from the Paris apartment of Picasso’s grandaughter, Diana Widmaier Picasso. And the
Read MoreFBI’s Art Crime Team
Tax Dollars well spent. The FBI maintains a team of special agents and prosecutors that can be dispatched anywhere in
Read MoreInside Picasso’s Mind
Picasso allowed his canvas to be filmed as he was painting a bullfight composition. You can see the video here
Read MoreSir Paul Hides the Art, Changes the Locks
The split between Sir Paul McCartney and his one-legged whore is heating up. Heather called the cops to report that
Read More50 Greatest Cartoons
As judged by the animation industry in 1994. Cityrag has compiled this list and managed to find all of the
Read MoreGoya Painting Stolen en Route to Guggenheim
Somehow a “professional art transporter” allowed a painting to disappear from his truck. He doesn’t know what happened to it
Read MorePicasso Painting to Fetch 60 Million
This painting from Picasso’s “blue” period is due to be sold at auction tomorrow. It is expected to go for
Read MoreFrank Weston Benson Painting Found at Goodwill
Someone dropped off an old watercolor painting that was likely passed from family member to family member, but no one
Read MorePicasso’s LeReve Ruined
A Vegas Hotel Magnate ran his elbow through Picasso’s “The Dream.” Steve Wynn, responding to the accident, was very Urkel-like
Read MoreHad to Have the Mermaid
My wife and I went to the Renfair again last weekend. I got the rest of the gear to complete
Read MoreArtists Paint Cats… What Do Dentists Do?
My wife is a huge cat lover. We went out the other night for an ice cream and she became
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