US to Treat Non-Citizen Ebola Patients
The State Department wants to extend Obamacare to the world. Or at least, they have plans to offer medical treatment
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Africa
Proof of Modern Preppers
Bought some duct tape today for Hurricane preparedness. This is what everyone else was buying on Amazon. Methinks there is
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Lets Go On a Safari!
This would totally happen to me on an African Safari. Getting the minivan boinked by an elephant is on the
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BONK! Giraffes and Overpasses Don’t Mix
I knew I could rely on the Taiwanese Animators to give me a great animated version of this story.
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Another Albino Harvested by Witch Doctors for Potions
They are still murdering albinos in Tanzania to use their body parts for potions and spells. From the Indepentent here:
Read MoreIslam Continues Its War on Women
An islamist group destroyed a village and kidnapped 220 high school girls and sold them into slavery. Isn’t Islam grand?
Read MoreCaribbean Nations Demand Reparations
The worst run countries are run by leftists. Leftists base all of their policy decisions on stealing goods and services
Read MoreSouth Africans Know Genocide is Coming
Many whites now fear that it is only a matter of time before blacks try to kill all the remaining
Read MoreState Department to Send Rap Stars to Asia to Promote “Conflict Resolution”
The State Department is looking to send black hip hop musicians to Asia and eastern Europe on an all-expenses-paid tour
Read MoreSlavery Is Still a Problem in America?
Human trafficking and slavery still exists in a few places in America. And many of the cases of slavery taking
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Lion Kills Woman While Having Sex
An African couple went out into the woods in Zimbabwe to do the boom-chakka-wow-wow. A lion viewed the conjoined couple
Read MoreTravelling Light? How About 200 Pounds of Caterpillars?
An African man made it from his native country of Burkina Faso, through the airport in Istanbul and finally all
Read MoreEven Zimbabwe Has More Cash Reserves than US
Making the rounds in the news today is the recent report that Zimbabwe is down to the felt in their
Read MoreThousands of Crocodiles Under Arrest
All the stories about the massive crocodile roundup in South Africa mention that the crocs escaped from a farm. But
Read MoreHappy 2013, Here’s Your STAMPEDE!
A bunch of Africans gathered at the local soccer stadium to stare in awe at the magic of New Year’s
Read MoreBarbarians Murdering Vaccine Workers
Nine medical professionals and volunteers have been murdered by muslims in Pakikstan for distributing the Polio vaccine to children. Many
Read MoreFilthy Squalor Dwellers Read First World Tweets
This video has become pretty popular in the past few days. It features black people living in squalid, unsanitary environments
Read MoreEgyptians Pelt Hillary with Tomatoes and Chants of “Monica!”
For years I have been talking about Democrat wives of cheating husbands who have to publicly show support for their
Read MoreDarwin Wins; Nigerian Spam Lessens Somewhat
A gasoline tanker in Nigeria jackknifed and overturned. Gasoline was leaking everywhere. Idiotic villagers swamped the fuel spill with buckets
Read MoreMaking Viral Videos Makes Jason Russell Jerk It in Public
The Kony 2012 video went viral last week. I couldn’t get past the first five minutes due to all of
Read MoreEgypt Rejoins the Hell of Africa: Muslims Enraged by Bearded Mickey
Now that Egypt is getting ready to become a backwards Islamic nation, the brains and money that made up the
Read MoreBritish African Couple Torture Child to Death to Purge his Witchcraft
There are quite a few people that preach that we should respect other cultures, but most cultures from Africa have
Read MoreAfrica is Hell on Earth: Kenyan Firefighters are teh Fail
Meanwhile, back in Obama’s hometown of “Kiddie Kiddie Kiambu Kenya,” his kinsmen struggle to put out a three story apartment
Read MoreAlbino Rapage for Curez and Lulz
Tanzanian natives are still butchering Albinos and raping them in order to obtain magical powers, HIV/AIDS cures and bonus lives.
Read MoreEpic Face Palm
Epic Face Palm, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Okay, this sculpture is a little better than the one below, but only
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