Pregnant With Twins, the Jolies Take the Net Back to Africa
As everyone knows, Ethiopia has the best orphanariums. According to OK! Magazine, Angelina, bursting with Pitt-Spawn twins, was spotted waddling
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Pax Jolie’s Real Mom Wants Baby Back
Sheesh. It seems that the baby Angelina adopted was in the orphanage because the mom couldn’t afford the 40 dollar
Read MoreBehind Every Whacky Angry Feminist Celebrity is a Harvey Weinstein
The long list of Hollywood starlets who had to do time on Harvey Weinstein’s casting couch keeps growing. Its disgusting
Read MoreBrangelina Hangs Up the Net
Brad Pitt and his crazy soon-to-be-ex-wife are finally hanging up the child catching net. Brad Pitt finally got sick of
Read MoreOut: Tattoos of Where Your 9 Kids Were Born. In: Lopping Off Tig Ol’ Bitties
After years of catching kids with a big butterfly net and tattooing their places of origin on her body, Angelina
Read MoreBrad and Angelina to Split- Orphans Worldwide Have Hope Crushed
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally hung up the child-catcher net and have called it quits. They are going
Read MoreI Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little
Rosie O’Donnell, the fat lesbian whose own marriage is crumbling in front of the 4 kids she’s adopted or created
Read MoreYeah, You CAN Judge a Book By Its Cover
Check out Dennis Garthus. Just look at him. Seriously, you wouldn’t let this freak bag your groceries. If you were
Read MoreNew Beowulf Movie Looks Awesome
Its been a while since I have been excited about a movie. All the stupid antiwar dreck appearing on the
Read MoreBrangelina Takes the Net to Czech Republic
See that’s what happens when you adopt an oriental child. Three months later you are ready to adopt again! Brad
Read MoreAngelina Nabs Vietnamese Orphan
The description of the adoption seemed both bizarre and surreal. Angelina was showered with flowers from tiny communist children while
Read MoreBrangelina Takes the Net to Vietnam
Serial Adopters Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in Vietnam with a big net, stalking the yards of the local
Read MoreNews From the Future: Child Hoarding May Be Mental Illness
Los Angeles, CA July 20, 2024 Associated Press Experts say an obsessive condition they call Adopted Child Hoarding or ACH,
Read MoreBrad and Angelina Plan on Adopting Another
Is Angelina trying to make her own Benneton Ad? Their own baby United Nations? And does Brad really get a
Read MorePay 7 Million for a Photo
And it gets leaked onto the Internet. From the BBC Here: Hello! sues over Jolie photo leak The official photos
Read MoreMeg Ryan Adopts Chinese Baby Girl
Meg Ryan flew all the way around the World this past week to adopt a Chinese Baby Girl. From the
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