Britney Spears to Invent Time Machine?
This movie will be epic. In the movie “The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton,” Britney Spears will play the
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What Dr. Phil Told Britney
Operatives for Belch.Com were on hand at Cedars-Sinai and were able to overhear the conversation between Dr. Phil McGraw and
Read MoreBritney Loses Custody of K-Brats
Britney had to give up the whole crop of K-Fruit today. She has been fired from Mommyhood. From the AP
Read MoreBritney Boo Hoo
Britney Spears was on the tube last night with Matt Lauer, and she started boo-hooing that she had no privacy
Read MoreThe Cradle Will Fall in K-Fed’s and Britney’s Home
Far be it from me to question anyone’s parenting skills. Bah. I’m going to question them. Britney and K-Fed may
Read MoreBritney and Kevin Breed Again
Britney apparantly believes that having another baby is just the thing to fix up her rocky marriage. Yep, the Federlines
Read MoreBritney Has a New Fragrance
Well, Britney has a new fragrance, available for a limited time. Run, don’t walk to your nearest cosmetics counter. According
Read MoreBehind Every Whacky Angry Feminist Celebrity is a Harvey Weinstein
The long list of Hollywood starlets who had to do time on Harvey Weinstein’s casting couch keeps growing. Its disgusting
Read MoreJared Lee Loughner is Crazy Just Like:
Thanks to Buzzfeed for the reminders of just why this deranged killer reminded me so much of the crazy. And
Read MoreDamn. I Had the Wrong Corey on my DeadPool
I always thought Feldman would go before Haim. From RealityTVWorld here: Former The Two Coreys star and teen idol Corey
Read MoreObama’s Twitter Account Hacked by Unimaginitive Twits
Barack Obama’s twitter page was hacked yesterday. A message was posted by the hackers, impersonating Barack Obama, urging people to
Read MoreOld Ass Wiccan Proclaims US Will Invade Mexico
All wiccans are just too stupid to follow the rules of a real religion, and too poor to join a
Read MoreWomen, Take Care of Your Beaver
Some women in Australia were complaining about this ad for Kotex U. Frankly, I don’t see what the bloody hell
Read MoreHeath Ledger, Dead Gay Cowboy
No joke, Joker. Gyllenhaal finally figured out how to quit you. Heath Ledger ate all of Mary Kate Olson’s his
Read MoreKatrina Survivor Abandons Children
No, not this mom. This one. The one that left her babies at home to fly to Nigeria to get
Read MoreLibiGel to Spam Your Inboxes Soon
There is a new female version of Viagra being tested. Oddly, they aren’t calling it Spanish fly. [ad code=2 align=center]
Read MoreJohn Edwards Knocks Up Whores
Still angry that Ann Coulter called him a faggot, Presidential Hopeful John Edwards has been spraying semen into the wombs
Read MoreFools and Their Money
I already know that people in Louisiana are DUMB. They can’t get out of the way of a hurricane with
Read MoreKelsey Peterson and the Kidnap Plot
If Kelsey Peterson’s absurd behavior wasn’t so damaging to her 13 year-old victim, it would be hilarious. The stupid teacher
Read MoreBabs’ House In Flames. I’m Bringing Marshmallows
Barbra Streisand’s expansive Malibu Beachfront Home is being menaced by the infernos sweeping California. One stray spark and this stupid
Read MoreMTV Print Ads Brag About Making You a Moron
I saw this at VH1’s Best Week Ever blog. Which is ironic because they work for the same company and
Read MoreKanye West Still a Bitch
The littlest rapper on MTV threw another tantrum at the MTV awards and swore not to appear on MTV again.
Read MoreObligatory Paris Hilton Post
Paris was a jailbird; now she’s not. I didn’t really care. She was what is affectionately called a “skank” or
Read MoreLindsay Lohan is a Menace
How can an underaged woman drink so much? Lindsay wrecked her $175,000 Mercedes because she was drunk and stupid. That
Read MoreRudy Needs a Toupee’
If Rudy Guiliani wants to be President of these United States, he must go out and get some more hair.
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