I Can Sympathize With the Author
There really aren’t any classes that teach you how to make your child to go the F*** to sleep. My lovely wife and I were actually lucky enough to catch an episode of the SuperNanny where she taught the bad Mom how to get a kid to go to sleep within 20 minutes of quiet insistence. We tried that early on with great success. Here is Werner Herzog reading the new instant classic, Go the F to Sleep.