Elizabeth Taylor is now BFF With Michael Jackson in Hell

A fat washed up actress kicked the can today so she could be with Michael Jackson riding his luck dragon.

From the MailOnline here:

Actress Dame Elizabeth Taylor has died at the age of 79, her publicist confirmed in a statement today.
The star passed away from congestive heart failure in hospital last night having suffered from the condition since November 2004.
She was admitted to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles ‘for monitoring’ last month.

The world is so unfair. Liz Taylor is gone and somehow Nick Cage is still working. When I first heard the news, I was stunned because that beautiful Elvin Princess from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Armageddon had died. Then one of my friends said “No, no, that’s Liv Tyler. Liz Taylor is the corpse currently.”