Stupid Girl Hires Hitman to Steal Cheese
A really stupid girl who cares nothing about anyone but herself, and who thinks that her ugly self could be a model, hired a hitman to take out four men who she thought were dealing cocaine. Turns out it wasn’t coke. What she thought was coke was actually white cheese to be used in a Mexican Restaurant. And it turns out that the hitman she hired wasn’t a hitman. He was an undercover cop.
MEMPHIS, Tenn. – A woman pleaded guilty Monday to attempted murder charges for trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men for what she thought was cocaine, but turned out to be cheese.
Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, hatched the plot after she visited the home of the men, and mistook queso fresco a white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.
But the hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover police officer.
“They asked her numerous times ‘Do you really want to go through with this?'” prosecutor Paul Hagerman said. “They gave her numerous chances to back out, but she said she was serious. She said she needed the money for modeling school.”
Booth pleaded guilty Monday to four counts of attempted first-degree murder and was sentenced to 15 years in prison. She would be eligible for parole after serving 20 percent of her sentence, but it generally isn’t granted on first request for violent crimes.
Booth planned to take part in the murders, and went with a police officer to buy a handgun. She told investigators that she planned to make sure all possible witnesses were killed.
“Then they would have been murdered, too,” Booth said about children or other bystanders in her statement to investigators. “If they would have been babies they would not have been able to talk and then they would not have been murdered.”
More details about this potential killer is here at Memphisrap.com:
During the undercover investigation, the officer gave her some non-functioning handguns as well as bought ammunition for her because she was too young and accompanied her to the home under police surveillance. “She loaded her own gun,” states the undercover officer. “She wanted them shot in the heart,” he continues then goes on to say they also have her on recording saying that if any children were in the house and old enough to testify then they would have to be killed as well.
I looked around to find her ubiquitous MySpace account, but I couldn’t find it. Maybe she was too stupid to operate a computer. Regardless, it appears that this nihilistic bitch will do at least 5 years before she is eligible for parole. She can do her little turn on the catwalk in the State Pen.
