EcoReligionists Now Have a Way to Flush Themselves Down the Toilet When They Die

For those leftists worried about how big their carbon footprint is, they can now choose a low carbon method of disposal for their remains after they die. Its the Resomator! They can stuff the corpses of their loved ones in a dishwasher sized box, boil them in lye and then simply flush their liquid remains down the shitter like the turd they were in life.

From the Heraldsun here by way of Moonbattery:

The body is placed in a silk bag, itself placed within a metal cage frame. This is then loaded into a Resomator. The machine is filled with a mixture of water and potassium hydroxide, and set to 180C. The end result is a small quantity of green-brown liquid containing amino acids, peptides, sugars and salts.

Soft, porous white bone remains are easily crushed, and can then be returned to the next of kin. The liquid can be recycled back to the ecosystem by being applied to a memorial garden or forest or simply put into the sewage system.

The website of the Resomation company is here. They say in their FAQ that:

For those who are concerned with our current environmental challenges, Resomation offers an alternative to cremation which gives benefits in terms of energy consumption and significant reductions in carbon dioxide emissions. The production of other harmful combustion emissions are avoided using the Resomation process.

I have often spoken about the meaning of eco religion and how it closely follows the standard tenets of Judeo-Christianity, but instead of God, they worship the earth and nature. They have their own definitions of sin, their own mythology surrounding an Eden and how we as eco-sinners are going to bring upon an armageddon apocalypse called “Global Warming.” And now in an effort to have their own forms of religious burials, they want to liquidate the remains because, even though standard burial is more environmentally friendly, they reject it because it is not unique to their religion they are forming. They want something new.

Why not just grind up people and eat it like soylent green?