150 Bucks for Half-White Smoking Baby Doll

This doll costs 150 dollars. But collectors everywhere are upset because it doesn’t work as advertised. It says it comes with a certificate of authenticity, but the certificate is a cheap photocopy of what looks to be a forged certificate. And when you take it out of the box, it won’t stop smoking Newport Lite cigarettes.

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