Internet Speed Bumps

Ever have one of those moments where you stumble onto something on the Internet and are so captivated by the bizarreness of it all that you have to question the meaning of reality? This is one of those moments. While Googling what the heck “LARP” was this video came up. LARP stands for “live action role playing” and was featured heavily in the awesome movie Role Models. LARP is also the bottom center square on the “You’re a Crazy Bitch Bingo Scorecard” which is what made me run into this Internet Speed Bump in the first place.

What made me question reality was whether or not the Bic lighter was part of standard medieval wizardry garb, or if this dork was worried about putting someone’s eye out with a magic missile, which, by the way, according to official D&D rules, never misses, which cannot be said for roman candles. And why the hell do I know this about magic missiles anyways?