Reason 238 to HomeSchool: Your 5th Grader Won’t Get Porno DVD Featuring Teacher Masturbating

As I said before, if the teachers aren’t raping the children, they are finding ways to distribute pornography to them.  Check out the video below featuring Crystal Defanti, a 5th grade teacher of Sacramento’s Isabelle Jackson Elementary school, writhing in pixelated pleasure on a DVD she gave to her students.  The DVD was supposed to feature videos of class trips as  some type of memoir, but there were 6 seconds of her on the couch having sex with someone she probably met on Match.Com since that site is just maggoty with horny schoolteachers.

I LOL’d at the end of the video when they said the students will get a new DVD, one that is new, improved, and porn free! Think the kids still want it? The first one is certainly more memorable now.

Of course her defense lawyer is on the scene saying it was stupid, but not illegal. I think it was very illegal. Even accidental distribution of pornography to children is against the law.

And how do you accidentally burn a pornographic video file to a DVD? The technology doesn’t work like an old VHS tape where you might record over a portion of a tape and have an old video underneath play when the newer recording is over. You have to choose to include that digital file as part of your editing software. Is this whore stupid enough to not only record videos of herself getting nailed, but also dumb enough to name the files something similar as the files she is editing containing her kids from class? This stupid whore of a teacher should be more careful in her next career.