WTF Poop on a Stick

An amazing product for those of you too big to properly reach your ass with the buttwipe. Or if you think its just too yucky to wipe your ass the normal way. “Comfort Wipe” claims: For over a hundred years we’ve been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there’s a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect positions so you can easily wipe yourself.

So when the end of the stick gets poopy because, let’s face it, using a stick to wipe your ass is not a normal motion people do, where do you get a stick that could hold the poopy stick? And sadly, many in our nation are now so fat that this is a necessary invention.