Got That Fire Down Below

I don’t know what’s funnier- a woman murdering her husband by setting his junk on fire or the fact that if you Google “firecrotch” you see this sign-

From the Metro here with thanks to Robb:

A woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.

44-year-old Rajini Narayan set her husband on fire on December 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman.

She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.

Narayan said: “I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else … I didn’t mean this to happen.”

The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in 1 million Australian dollars ($715 million) of damage to their town house and an adjacent property.

John Bobbit would not approve.  And who knew that a million Aussie bucks were worth 715 million of ours?