Graffiti Artist Completes Best Work Yet

In Sacramento, CA a man lowered himself on a rope from the top of a 18 story building in an attempt to tag the building with graffiti. His rope somehow strangled him in what is sure to be this year’s winning Darwin Awards-winning moments.

From KSBW here:

A man died accidentally from asphyxiation when he lowered himself off an 18-story office building in downtown Sacramento with a rope and his body was found hanging Monday morning.

The man was a graffiti tagger who created a harness and lowered himself down the east side of the high-rise to graffiti the building. Investigators found a can of spray paint and a tool for etching glass on the part of a balcony where the ropes were anchored.

It’s unclear how long the body had been hanging four floors from the top of the nearly 240-feet building. Investigators are reviewing building security cameras to determine how he got in.

“From everything we can tell, he didn’t have any (professional) special rope rappelling equipment on, climbing equipment or anything like that,” Sacramento Fire Department Battalion Chief Marc Bentovoja said. “He appeared to be looped into the rope.”

I can’t wait to find out the name of this assclown. All of his friends will get livid when I call out his dumbassery and will claim that he died “doing what he loved” and try to explain how he was such a good person.

UPDATE!!

The man who helpfully ended his own life while defacing private property was a 30-year-old loser named Craig Fugate of Vancouver, Washington. Not sure at this point why he was in Sacramento, but at least his life of crime is at an end. I’m thankful no one was injured trying to cut his bloated carcass down.