Tin-Foil Hat Wearing Druggie Arrested for High School Threats

Meet Shane Kersey. This freak is definitely from the shallowest end of the gene pool. He has a long criminal history of drugs, burglary, trespassing, and now he’s threatened to blow up four high schools. That tin foil under his hat is to prevent the gubment from beaming microwaves into his noggin.

From WWL here:

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office says they’ve arrested a man in connection with threats at four Westbank schools. Phone threats to burn down the schools were received early this morning. The calls led to lockdowns and the evacuation of one school.

“Upon reviewing the numerous recordings left on Fisher High and Marrero Academy’s phone answering systems, our investigators were able to determine a phone number from where the calls originated,” Fortunato said.

“Shortly thereafter, our investigators called the phone number and in turn were greeted by a subject who identified himself as Shane Kersey. Kersey admitted making the phone calls to four schools this morning, two in Jefferson Parish and two in Plaquemines Parish.

“The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head.”

Shane Kersey has a very extensive prior criminal history with multiple arrests for Possession of Narcotics, Simple Burglary, Aggravated Battery, Criminal Trespassing, Theft, Illegal Possession of a Weapon, along with numerous traffic related offenses.

Anyone else think this freak looks like a stoned Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite?