Dogs in the News

Somewhere there is a bizarro world- you know, where up is down, left is right, and there is a bizarro superman.  This bizarro world is probably sharing Earth’s orbit, but you can’t tell its there because it is always on the opposite side of the sun.

And on this bizarro world, Paris Hilton’s dog is this critter.

Also, you know you are a bad dog when you wind up in the news.  In the latest case of dogs gone wild, one mutt drove his owner’s car into a river. 

From the AP here:

Bad dog. Charlie the black lab drove his owner’s car into the Pend Oreille River. As Mark Ewing walked home Wednesday evening after returning from picking up a pizza, Charlie jumped into the car through an open window, and apparently knocked the vehicle into gear.
 
“He somehow got the car into neutral,” Ewing said. “My car just went boom, down an incline and into the drink.”

Ewing could only watch as his Chevy Impala sank into the river. No dummy, Charlie jumped out of the window as the car went downhill.

“There’s nothing weirder than looking at your car cruising down your driveway when you’re not in it and seeing your dog jump out and then watching your car go splash,” Ewing said.