Charles Darwin Made a Pros vs Cons List About Marrying His 1st Cousin
For a person that invented the theory of evolution, you’d think that marrying your first cousin would be a no-brainer. But in the end, the pros won out and he married his first cousin and had ten cross-eyed children together. The list is below along with a text translation.
Thanks to EncyclopediaDramatica. A commenter there said:
I like how “She’s my first cousin” didn’t make it to the list.
and
finding bitches in the 1800’s was probably hard work.