Chastity Bono Saving for Her Addodicktome

Chastity Bono’s transformation to gigantic sweaty Italian Dude is not yet complete. Not until she can get her vagina sewn shut and get an implanted penis. And she is shopping around for the right price for her addodicktome according to the Post here:

“Dancing with the Stars” favorite Chaz Bono is saving his pennies to purchase a penis.
The only child of Sonny and Cher — who has already had gender-reassignment surgery — plans on adding the equipment as soon as his budget allows it.

Bono, born Chastity, is already receiving testosterone injections and had his breasts surgically removed after his 40th birthday.

“There’s different ways to do the surgery, from real basic to more and more options,” he said. “It’s like a car. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It’s going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don’t know.”

And ladies, Chaz wants to date YOU! Candlelight, white wine, and a fat, sweaty, italian, sexually confused hulk at your bedside furiously pumping an inflation bulb for his brand new wiener and looking at you like a plate of bacon. Sexy, right?