Vaccine Suspended Because of Fat Chicks

The one-shot Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine was taken off the market yesterday because 6 fat chicks developed clots in their varicose veins. One lady died. After 7 million doses issued, the vaccine is pulled for a rumored link to the clots. This is science, ya’ll.

Logically, this means that the risk of clots far outweighs the benefits of vaccinating against Covid, including all those previous Covid deaths. So keep wearing that mask! The mask will prevent blood clots.

Here’s the tweet from the FDA:

If I received the Janssen COVID-19 Vaccine am I at risk for adverse events?

If you received the vaccine a month or more ago, the risk of these events appears to be extremely low. In all six cases, the symptoms occurred 6 to 13 days after vaccination. https://t.co/henQIG7ZLv

— U.S. FDA (@US_FDA) April 14, 2021

I really believed that COVID was a serious disease and that masking up and social distancing would prevent the spread. Then the vaccine came out, and millions are now vaccinated. But to recall a vaccine due to 6 POSSIBLE complications? Now I’m thinking the whole thing may have been a hoax all along.