Pickle Man Busted

Florida Man goes to a neighborhood, strips down and sodomizes himself with a pickle. Meet Eric Detieg.

From the SmokingGun:

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area. Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

I know Florida Man is not on lockdown, but Pickle Love in broad daylight is a bit over the top. And apparently, this is not this creep’s first run-in with the cops. He was busted a few years ago for interrupting a street performance.