Superbowl 55 Full of Virtual Signaling

As predicted, commercials for the superbowl consisted mostly of attempts to vitue signal how their companies have the best corporate diversity policies, pandered to Black Lives Matter pyromaniacs, or in the case of Jeep, preached for two minutes about uniting in the middle. Every now and then a football play would take place before more commercials would air. The Bucs stomped the Chiefs, and Defensive Back Tyrann Mathieu threw the mother of all hissy fits as he wracked up an impressive flag tally including unsportsmanlike conduct and pass interference. And then the funniest thing happened- A streaker ran onto the field and got more yards and more touchdowns that the Chiefs.

People will remember this streaker longer than corporate stances on diversity, charity and fake messages of unity.