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Pokemon Rape Culture

Okay, the PokemonGo craze even has me walking around downtown checking pokestops and trying to evolve the most powerful Evee. But did you know that Pokemons don’t understand that no means no? This loony broad in Russia woke up and claimed that a Pokemon was raping her. The police got involved, and they told her to see a psychiatrist, cuz crazy. The person I most feel sorry for is this lady’s poor husband.

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From the DailyMail here:

Police say a young woman has lodged a formal complaint that she has been raped – by a Pokemon. She told officers that she had been sexually assaulted by a giant Pokemon in her apartment in the Russian capital city of Moscow. The married woman, whose name has not been released, had reportedly been playing Pokemon GO before she fell asleep. She claimed that she woke up to find a huge Pokemon lying on top of her body and says it was raping her.
Ivan Makarov, the woman’s friend, said: “She says there are too many Pokemon at her place and even the dog can sense them. She says the dog barks whenever she plays Pokemon GO.
Mr Makarov said that his friend had eventually accepted her husband’s advice, in desperation, and had booked an appointment with a psychiatrist.

Remember there is no such thing as “Fake Rape” and every woman who claims to be raped must be believed. No matter what. How insensitive of the police and her husband to let these anime animals go scot free.

Dr. Jones

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