Minivans Leading a Parade

Got back from the Florida Keys on Sunday. Its a gorgeous drive, but there is always that one tourist in a minivan that drives 5 miles per hour or more under the speed limit, slowing down traffic because “Oh! The water is a lovely shade of turquoise!” It takes an average of 3 hours to drive from Key West to Miami but it can be done much more quickly without these minivans leading the parade.

Twenty cars trailing behind while there is 5 miles of open highway in front is just how some douchebags roll. Think I’m kidding? Google Earth validates it by showing this minivan leading a parade.