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Florida Dude Smashes Psychic GF’s Car

A Florida man from Vero Beach was dating a chick who claimed to be psychic. That was his first mistake. Next, he let her “forecast” a dream for him in which his dead granny would come to him in a dream and roto-rooter him with a sex toy. Unable to get that image out of his head, he smashed up his psychic girlfriend’s car. And for some reason, she never saw that coming.

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From the DailyMail here:

A man has been accused of trashing his ‘psychic’ girlfriend’s car after she predicted that he would have a dream about his dead grandmother violating him with a sex toy.
Casey Molter took exception to his mystic partner’s bizarre sexual premonition, according to a police report.
Police said Molter ‘could not get the image out of his head and he snapped’ – smashing up her 1997 Nissan Altima in revenge.

Normally, I’d just blame this on Florida livin’, but I think smashing a POS Altima for premonitions of pervy dreams is a fair trade.

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One thought on “Florida Dude Smashes Psychic GF’s Car

  • Aihaf Bin Farteen

    Puh-LEEZ!

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