Oh Florida! Kook Claims to Work for CIA; Busted for Entering Store Wearing a Paper Bag

Meet Clayton Schwey. There are several stories about him in the local papers in the Vero Beach area. This homeless kook tries to claim that he works for the DEA, CIA and other three-letter agencies and tries to parlay those claims into free donuts and coffee. In his most recent dustup with the cops, he was arrested for refusing to remove a paper bag from his head when entering a drugstore.

From TCPalm here:

A man with FBI, DEA and CIA as listed employers got busted in Vero Beach after reports that he tried to enter a pharmacy with a brown paper bag over his head.

“This was scaring customers and they told her that they thought she was about to be robbed,” the affidavit states.

Attempts to get Schwey to leave weren’t successful.

“He did remove the bag from his head and re-enter the store and cussed at the complainant and stated that this was a free country,” .

Schwey, listed as homeless, was arrested on charges including wearing mask, hood, or other device on property of another and trespassing.

Here is a Sentinel link that describes his prior antics at a Dunkin’ Donuts shop:

Clayton Joseph Schwey, 36, had reportedly been telling folks at a Vero Beach Dunkin’ Donuts for a week that he’s an undercover DEA/CIA profiler before demanding free doughnuts, java and ice cream,.

Schwey also allegedly told the doughnut customers and staff about his mission — investigating crooked crops in Dunkin’ Donuts while also working for “America’s Most Wanted,” according to an arrest affidavit.
When Dunkin’ Donuts workers asked Schwey to leave, he reportedly got into a feud with a patron.

Yeah, this guy’s not a Fed. Just another crazy-assed local.