Oh Florida! First Recorded Case of Squirrel Ass Reported

A Florida man got shot in the ass while he was wearing a squirrel for underwear or something. But now they know how to treat it!

From Hindawi here:

While report of animal bites contaminating wounds is reported commonly, direct wound contamination with squirrel flesh has never been reported in the literature. The patient suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound that drove squirrel flesh and buck shot deep within his right buttock. This case outlines his hospital course and wound treatment. The patient was treated with ten days of broad spectrum antibiotics, extensive debridement of the wound in the operating room, and further treatment of the wound with a vacuum dressing system. While squirrel tissue and buckshot had to be removed from the wound on day six of the hospital stay, the patient remained afebrile without signs or symptoms of systemic illness.

This guys had two things crossed off his bucket list in the same day- Getting squirrel parts in his ass along with making the medical journal for bizarre treatments. Congrats!