Rapper’s Rod Reattached

Andre Johnson cut off his own wiener in a pot-hazed act of depression, but is happy to report that the doctors sewed it back on him.

From Fox here:

There is some good news for the rapper who cut off his penis.

Andre Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, tells TMZ that contrary to the web site’s initial report, doctors were able to reattach his penis after he cut it off with a knife and jumped out of a window.

The rapper told the website he has also regained full functionality, but may not be able to have kids.

He told TMZ that he took the drastic measures while he was smoking marijuana and reading about monks and vasectomies. He said he was depressed over not being able to see his daughters because of a restraining order.

Johnson is a member of the Wu-Tang spin-off group Killa Beez. He was found on the sidewalk outside an apartment building in West Hollywood on April 16 and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.

For someone who suffered a psychotic episode from marijuana, I wonder why he still wears tshirts promoting pot? What kind of rhymes will this so-called artist produce next? What rhymes with penis?