EPA Jerking It

An EPA employee admitted to the Inspector General that he watches between 4 and 6 hours of porn per day while on the clock at the Environmental Protection Agency. He must have had a coil glove and a magnetic schwantz and generated several volts as part of Obama’s green energy initiative.

From the DailyMail here:

‘What does it take for you to take somebody off the computer when you discover they’re doing it? … when someone has done wrong, they’re still on the job,’ Issa fumed.
Visibly disgusted, the GOP chairman announced the man spent four consecutive hours on day on a website called ‘Sadism Is Beautiful,’ and also visited a Tumblr blog titled ‘Bear So Horny.’
The latter site consists of dozens of nude female photos with the headline: ‘Things That Turn Me On.’
‘I’m not going to go into the other names,’ he snapped.

Deputy EPA Administrator Bob Perciasepe conceded under blistering questioning that he was largely in the dark about the case’s specifics.
‘I don’t have any information about this person,’ he said.

Maryland Rep. Elijah Cummings, the panel’s ranking Democrat, sounded a rare note of agreement with outraged Republicans. ‘We gotta address that,’ he told the EPA witnesses. ‘That makes absolutely no sense.’
Asked if the worker was still being paid, Perciasepe admitted, ‘I believe so.’
Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz yelled that Perciasepe should ”Fire him! Fire him! … What are you doing about it?’
‘I’m not personally doing anything about it,’ replied the EPAs number-two executive – prompting Chaffetz to shout ‘Ding! Ding! Ding!’

EPA Deputy Inspector General Allan Williams told the committee that the career employee ‘allegedly stored pornographic materials on an EPA network server shared by colleagues. When an [Office of Inspector General] special agent arrived at this employee’s work space to conduct an interview, the special agent witnessed the employee actively viewing pornography on his government-issued computer.’

The man earns 120K per year to surf porn. On the taxpayer’s dime. And of course, under Obama, he won’t be fired. And also, an agency like this has no control systems in place. The EPA must be as easy to hack into as NASA, but I doubt that the EPA has any data worth stealing.